The final final is finally here, tweak and swing those party nipple for Tim, Tom and Sara!

[TragicallyHip]

Here we go,,

why do you always have to eat off a chopping board now ?

I'm sure I read somewhere that the food is often cold, as the camera crew need to get their shots and stuff.

I call Ds's willy, wee willy winkle! hehe

It's what my mum used to call a penis...

Kurri prevents poo-smear at least

So it doesn't matter when you hold your fork in a fist like Gregg.

Or a bit of slate roofing tile

at Valpollicella's mum's euphemism.

ChaoticBoy calls his a dragon.

Right. I'm entering next year, and they'll have to suck it all out of a brick with a straw.

Think he's scored pretty well there. Elderflower jelly looks like frogspawn.

Haha dragon

what's your signature dish habbibu?

Gregg has pulled some faces tonight!

A wha with a wha...?

We'll have a support thread Habs!

would you order chocolate ravioli? I don't think I would (Sara's italian; she made pasta)

I want Tom to win as he's the only Brit in the final. What does it say about British cooking if an Italian or American wins?

Gregg likes that ravioli then!

Well I am team Sara.

Sara's Italian? Really?

Gamey hair - hehehe

Well, it's going to have to be a lot of variations on soups, I think, giuven the limitations of my serving style. Unicorn soup, served with a manta ray veloute, celeriac foam and black pudding, scallop and pea cement.

polenta looks nice.

Here's wee Alphonse.

habb - sounds tasty. What about incorporating some cuckoo spit on top?