The final final is finally here, tweak and swing those party nipple for Tim, Tom and Sara!

[TragicallyHip]

Here we go,,

I love Norwegian salty chocolate too....I'm wild me

I missed the mush - nipped to kitchen for cold roast pork, remoulade and merlot.

Anyone?

Anyone?

DH thought the mango was called Alphonse. A special, personalised, and possibly sentient mango is the only thing for the final.

me please Chaos. nom nom nom.

Like what you're doing there Tim!

I hope you've brought nipples Chaos.

ooh chaos, will take a leaf out of DD's book and have a second supper, ta very much

Burgers! Noodles! Puddings!

Go, Tim

Oh God yes, chaos. Why I don't have that kind of thing in my fridge?

burger with monkfish liver

Monk fish liver

habbibu, I heart your DH. that's so lovely. We should all have a pet Alphonse.

I have some nipples - a satisfying snack methinks.

Monkfish liver burgers...

fnar.

But are you swinging those nipples Chaos?

Another Shocker - they've got a lot of work to do.

Not sure about savoury cheesecake.

Clever, aiming his pudding for the Gregg vote.

Not too sure about deep fried balls

Where does one buy liquid nitrogen to make ice cream...?

Not so lovely when you hear he thought it was Greg's pet name for the pudding, and then you think about him spanking Alphonse, and rubbing shiny skin to bald pate.

So far, both contestants have had a shot of them in safety goggles - Will Tom complete the trio?

I've got ben & jerry's coconut ice cream and rose cava - yum!

it doesn't take much for greg to bring out his perv face,

Mind you, we don't have waitrose here...bet you trip over liquid nitrigen in waitrose

Tom has trouble looking people in the eye.

habbibu. thanks for that image.

Tom is trying to be tidy. we get it John.

Look at Gregg's excited wee face, he's so... excited!