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You Should All Turn to Channel 5 Now!

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:23

Old Enough to be his Mother

older women and younger men

do you think it was his organ that did it?

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:24

OMG!

my chocolate raisins are about to make the return trip!

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Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:24

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expatinscotland · 31/10/2005 21:24

I read about that auld hag wifey who left her daughter to move to Turkey. She's a skank ho'bag.

Jools, do you really think you should be watching these two in the shower when you just ate a bag of choccie raisins. Cuz it's making me feel a bit ill myself .

Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:25

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:25

lmao expat

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Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:27

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:28

she's got a great outlook on life but ...........

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expatinscotland · 31/10/2005 21:29

Simon. Eeewww. He was a virgin till he met Edna. I'm not surprised. .

Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:29

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:30

LOL! LOL! LOL!

can't wait for the next two - her friend's little boy? WHAT?!

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Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:31

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:33

EXACTLY! lock up your kids!

mind you - Edna's grabbed her friend's GRANDson - LOL!

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expatinscotland · 31/10/2005 21:34

And the common denominator is: these blokes are ALL mingers!

Is it any wonder?

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:35

the redhead's not that bad?

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expatinscotland · 31/10/2005 21:35

Instead of 'Who's yo' Daddy?' they're 'Who's yo' Granny?'

'Ah knew he was my friend's son, but I just couldn't help mahself'. I'll bet not.

Man, how'd this end up on Channel 5 at 9PM and not Trisha?

expatinscotland · 31/10/2005 21:36

Not that bad?! Would YOU shag him? No way!

GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:37

if the men are mingers the women are ?????????????

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Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:37

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:37

if it was between him and Simon - in a heart beat

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allhallows · 31/10/2005 21:38

Is it too late to switch on now? When's it finish?

Happylocketsthesmiler · 31/10/2005 21:39

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GhoulsToo · 31/10/2005 21:40

its almost like incest -yuk, yuk, yuk!

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SPARKLER1 · 31/10/2005 21:41

I've just dragged myself away from One Life on BBC1 to see what you're all watching. Taping the other side though. LOL