You Should All Turn to Channel 5 Now!

[GhoulsToo]

Old Enough to be his Mother

older women and younger men

do you think it was his organ that did it?

is it possible to increase a human quality - say, mingerness - exponentially? Cuz that's what these wifeys are. Mingers to the [insert value for 'x'] power.

let's ask all the 40 something mners if they've got their eye on a schoolboy somewhere

expat - you're on form!

PMSL!!!!!

have they NO shame?

You just gotta wonder where the producers find these people. I mean, what a job! 'Well, juniors, grab those clipboards and pick up those phones, we're going minger-hunting!'

21 & 49! Ruth is 10 yrs older than Simon's mum? Give me a break.

This one really takes the biscuit.

Trisha. Someone call Trisha. Now.

don't call your son 'Simon'

come on now expat - he's not a minger!

A rare medical condition. Uh huh. Wonder if she gets DLA for that one . . . .

lucky moo, 400 a week lol.

simon and ruth have beein TAB a lot over the last 8months or so.

I missed that - the phone rang - what's the 400?

He's a Class A skank, Ghouls. Seriously, he's so greasy looking, they probably can't have pleather furniture b/c he'd slide off.

He likes wrestling, ffs!

I don't think I'll be able to pull it off (pardon the pun) at 49, tho. Not at the rate I'm going. tired & fagged out.

multiple orgasm syndrome?

is that for real?

I've fking heard it all now. We really need a rolling eye emoticon in this place . . .

is she on disability allowance then?

blue badge for the car in case she collapses on the way into Tesco?

vibe in the glovebox for emergencies?

I'm pretty sure she is, Ghouls. These orgasms are very disruptive. Then how the hell did she manage to look after TEN kids?! That I'd really like to know.

remind me of little Britian

how could they seriously consider having a kid together? anyway.