I've been stuck watching Peppa Pig with poorly DCs and have come to the following conclusions.
Grandpa Pig is a retired surgeon who thinks that Mummy Pig married beneath herself and could have done much better. He got Daddy Pig is job through the old boys network when he discovered that the Pig his daughter wanted to marry was hippy busker.
Grandma Pig is head of the church flower arranging committee and is having an affair with Pedro Pig who does the Seniors Salsa class in the chuch hall.
Granddad Dog and Grandpa pig are fighting a class battle as Granddad dog is still having to work for a living to support Danny Dog on behalf of his feckless Mum who is shooting up somewhere and Daddy Dog, who ran off before Danny could even open his eyes.
Granddad Dog would like to tow Granpa Pigs little train off a high cliff, preferably with Grandpa pig still in it.
It all seems so clear after you've watched the same twenty bloody episodes over the course of a day.
Has anyone else noticed these subtleties or do I just need to buy the children a couple of new DVDs?