X-Factor- THE FINAL!!!! Will it be Matt the Hat, The Wandies, or Rebecchhhha-from-Liverpool?? It's time to face the music......

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Couldn't top last nights witty thread title.....

Actually, some music would be good- last night was rather tuneless!
I just hope it's not a huge disappointment...though I fear it may be without Clagnut to pick onAnd I am still cross about the lack of Christmas songs.

But isn't this the one when they bring back some of the more dodgy auditionees? That can be fun.

Anyway, bit early, but

Who do you want to win??

What's the final surprise? Double elimination!!!

Rebecca.

I'm going to see Take That in July. My friend had a spare ticket - I didn't even have to do battle with the internet that morning.

I really don't care who wins, i just want it to be over so i can go to bed!

One last surprise? That Wagner has secretly won?

Matt!

What you think the surprise will be?

Cheryl sings live - oh sorry it's a surprise not shock

giggles naughtily

Matt.

(Obviously)

What's teh surprise then? That they are not the winners songs after all? Or that Simon was masterminding the whole thing (but fell on his arse at the last gasp...)

MATT!

Chezza and cheryl doing a duet

Pootle!!!! - norty!!

Bear and Pot Pourri umm, I have a hoover with a flat upholstery attachment, will that do the trick? If I get right in there with it?

Simon's hair makes him look like Kryten who in turn looks like a novelty condom.

How're they gonna fill another 25 minutes then?

I don't think MingeHead was mine was it? I can't remember. It's all been such fun, you're all such dear, dear girls and I've not had such good times since the last church flower rota had me on dahlias three weeks running.

wigglesrock, I'm not sure that's such a good idea, I think my ovaries would actually spontaneously break free of my body if a combo like that happened.

Calling it for Rebecca. They always bring out that oblong gold glitter shower for the winner. Plus they're talking about her like they did about Alexandra, lovely person, great ambassador for Britain etc. Think maybe she's picked up lots of final night only floating voters.

However, both can sing so I'm Ok either way

Bet it's Simon and Louis having a mud wrestle

Oh I know - thehy'll sing a crimbo mash up with a bit of rapping from the cher, and some backing from the wagner

A good surprise would be charles and Camilla rocking up and doing a song

Pesto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you been here all this time and I've missed you???

Tell me you are still camp Matt??!

Final surprise?? - it was all a dream and we will wake up in the shower any moment

Lol Unpure!! True