X-Factor- THE FINAL!!!! Will it be Matt the Hat, The Wandies, or Rebecchhhha-from-Liverpool?? It's time to face the music......

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Couldn't top last nights witty thread title.....

Actually, some music would be good- last night was rather tuneless!
I just hope it's not a huge disappointment...though I fear it may be without Clagnut to pick onAnd I am still cross about the lack of Christmas songs.

But isn't this the one when they bring back some of the more dodgy auditionees? That can be fun.

Anyway, bit early, but

Who do you want to win??

Mini Chezza's song was a mash-up(!) of that dreadful Willow Smith Whip your hair song...which is already number one...mashed with a Will Smith song .

Sorite Herbie

Only cos your ace.

Christ, my ears are bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedin again.

Sorry BOF - having spoken to you on the phone, I know you are nothing like Colleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. xx

Husband asking for translation.

Matt has slow sperm. You can tell.

Is colleen training to go on Loose Women? Dodgy old lady clothes.

Danni oh sorry Matt to win

i think rebs is the bestest but now i have seen her children i feel they will miss her when she fecks off everywhere.

see minime's was definately geared for her to win, far more upbeat and modern.

I don't want Chezza to win again ,though, insufferable bint.

Aghhhh to Coleen, tohugh!

Santamousecardle geniune spitting out of beverage at 'Bastard Mingehead'

Katie
I saw a thing in a shop recently, like a green goo - you rub it over the keyboard to clean it. Not sure of it would get crumbs out

matt has a slight lisp when he sings...very cute. He has my imaginary vote.

He perhaps needs to eat a few less pies now though.

Katie do you have a hoover with a nozzle? Just take the brush bit off and hold the pipe over the keyboard.

Could Howard and Matt do a few songs together just to kill a bit of time before they announce the result. In the interest of the public of course, a nice sexy Killers song perhaps!!

Katie - hoover. Only way

If I hadn't been on here all night, I could have knitted a jumper over the past two hours...

What's the surprise then?

bring back howard. just for a wee song whilst we're waiting.

another bloody ad break

Hope surprise is take that :-)