X-factor - the judgemental cowbags continue...

[Raahh]

full up, t'other one.

m loving shirtslingers coat.

I want one!

sadly the children disagree and said if I DO get one, they will dissown me :(

She's acting like she's on vicodin or something.

bet Cheryl's just seen her chance of a job on American X Factor just fly out the window!!

WTF is going on with Louis? He's turned into a mad old count. He's going to be tricking Wand Erection into his vault by the end of the season.

There are rumours that their relationship is fake.
Mind you I believe any old shite I read on Digital Spy.

Has Louis's hair changed colour again?

Lewis was in the audience.

Lewis is there in the audience

What's occurring?

Why is Louis wearing a bow tie? Why does Dermot think beige looks good? Who did Nicole's hair?
So many questions, so little will to live.

How long do they string this out for, remind me?

She reminded me of micheal Jackson in the way she interviewed.

I remember her being more articulate in the auditions? She was a bit ballsy I thought?

Ad break to get Churr back, she's hiding behind the biffa bins round the back of KFC. They're not coming for you love.

Baileys at a tenner, you say? things are looking up.

Louis is auditioning to be in the next Just For Men ad campaign

I too said she sounded like MJ when interviewed. She didn't sound like that when a judge on X factor

i heard lewis was gay!!

how is this going to last 30 more minutes?

Louis is addicted to Ribena. Fact. He drinks gallons a day neat - it has to come out somewhere.

For a lady with a deep powerful singing voice she spoke v high pitched and breathy. I agree she sounded like Michael Jackson.

Cheryl mouthed 'wow' as she was clapping at the end. Bet she was feeling ever so slightly inadequate in comparison to Nicole's live singing...