X-factor - the judgemental cowbags continue...

[Raahh]

full up, t'other one.

Oh she's a budget dominatrix. That'll also be the recession.

She looks liek Grace Jones

I remember doing a dance to Showaddywaddy- Under the moon of Love, I think. I was about four

Looks like she's singing live then!

isnt she gonna get hot?

She looks like Herr Flick

What has she done wiht her hair? Cheryl's minnie Mouse was bad enough.

singing live - good on her, see if you do a low key dance routine you can sing too - take note Ms Cole!

Nicole looks like she's auditioning for a part in a flock of seagulls tribute band

Oh dear, at least she's singing live, but it's still terrible.

And I bet she didn't get that outfit down Primark

This has the ring of Eurovision to it...

Lol @ Simon letching and pretending not to be gay.

God she got a good view of Simon Mingehead's hairdo then ...

Can I just clarify the mike thing - Dermot's mike will go through a different channel on the mixer and the previous performers mike is killed immediately in case they fart or say 'god that was shit' and it is caught on mike when they think no-one is listening.

singing live, good on her

really do think she has theamerican x factor job sewn up

F1? Cars I think. Right.

I have no popular modern cultural knowledge.

I know all about WWII defence structures, psychoanalysis and gothic literature, especially the modern period. I'm also good at puzzles. I hope to God dh never leaves me.

PMSL at Herr Flick

song is shite though

God she's fit. I would!

No she bloody isn't - she just forgot to sing.

lewis hamilton is very smug for obvious reasons!!

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