X Factor Rock Week 26th November

[SuePurblybiltByElves]

I'm starting the thread cos I won't be here .

Wagner Carrilho will be singing Radiohead's 'Creep'

Mary Byrne is lined up to sing U2's 'All I Want Is You'.

I don't know the rest but FFS, that's enough to be going on with. Do they think that The Wanger will finally lose the sympathy vote by murdering lovely Radiohead?

Anyway, I will watch it on Sunday if I can. Please continue the bitching as if I was amongst you .

I'm actually trying to hook my DD on One Direction. I want to take her to see a boyband! Instead it looks like its going to be the saturdays for her first concert :(

Is it time for another cup of tea yet - come on Dermot. Bog off for three minutes will ya?

have to say Fakey looks incredible tonight!
(and i dont really like her)

my gran is for hire!!!!! Pisser

It's def a double eviction. Jeff Brazier said so on This Morning the other day.

We do our big shop on a Sunday here. Although we did it today due to uncertainty about snow. If there's more tomorrow, we're staying in and watching DVDs all day.

ok, officially feel worse than ever. Have just scoffed 2 of the mini ice cream pots from Sainsburys, Smarties and Toffee Crisp.

Now not sure if its that or the bad singing making me feel sick!

Oh really? I missed the first 5 minutes, had to fight to get Hannah Montana off. Oh good, I think the crap is going this week. They said its the semi-final next week, already!

it feels strange to enjoy watching the adverts?

I do hope it's a double eviction. Mary and Katie please.

I think Wagner should win, if only because then they'd have to let him release an album.

I quite like The Saturdays.

I would rather go see Girls Aloud :) But stupid Cheryl has to have her own life outside the band...

Tapered trousers look good on about three people in the world.
All are 15, a size 6 and at least 5'8.

Mary is not one of those people.

What were the stylists thinking?

The sparkly top makes it worse, it's all 'night out at the social club bingo, with karaoke to follow', and so you'd wear a 'fun' top.

Shocking I know Sugar, I am a slattern. All I can find is a big bottle of unopened Cointreau from about ten years ago and some turps.

Shit, I'm going to have to buy the Daily Fail again. Last week for the Kate'n'will plate, this week for Elvis does Christmas .

I don't know which is worse for my self-esteem. Watching this shite all evening, or scoffing fish and chips n icecream.

i wanna see enrique in concert!

I just assumed they wouldn't actually SING in concert. I would prefer to go for a boyband, then at least I can do a bit of screaming in a hysterical way. Oh well, if wand don't win theres always JLS

muggle - that's call centre chic donchaknow.

My friend went to see Shane Ward at Butlins. She said he was good. She is obviously wrong.