X Factor Rock Week 26th November

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I'm starting the thread cos I won't be here .

Wagner Carrilho will be singing Radiohead's 'Creep'

Mary Byrne is lined up to sing U2's 'All I Want Is You'.

I don't know the rest but FFS, that's enough to be going on with. Do they think that The Wanger will finally lose the sympathy vote by murdering lovely Radiohead?

Anyway, I will watch it on Sunday if I can. Please continue the bitching as if I was amongst you .

God love her.

And talking of drink - if there are any other hungover people watching, can we light a candle and sway together, I'm flagging somewhat, everything is moving very slowly indeed

Chrissy come back

We need you

Is Mary wearing flats?
Big mistake.

wmmc, I wish she had. I will always hear that now

karaoke at its worst

at a family wedding

by the mad auntie

drinking sherry

drunk aunty at a wedding.

Mary

Someone sack the stylist. WTF is Mary wearing?

What's with all the bigging up Simon from the Wands? "It's so good to work with someone so big and powerful" blurgh....was there something in the press this week suggesting the contrary.

The camera discovered Harry tonight no? And DD2 spontaneously combusted on the sofa.

God warn me before the hip rind comes on so I can look away.

Shit. too late

ahhh not the tapered trousers

I feel like I'm at Yates wine lodge Sunday night 'curry-oke' when Mary sings.

She sounds ok although wouldn't sound out of place now if i was sat in the pub and she was singing in the corner...

x-posts!!

I reckon double eviction tomorrow, mary and wagner or katie to go.

Noooo! Cover your ears Chrissie Hynde - here comes Shouty Mary - aarrrh!

Awful, just awful.. . . . .

I am sure she sang 'got breasts in pockets' - possibly trouser pockets

It was a bit meh.

God. D U Double L.

And to matters worse,I've just been to the fridge and there's NO WINE Chez Cheeky .

I may have to delve under the sink for turps.

Raah, great minds

Would be funny if both Wagner and Mary went so Louis had no-one left

Did Chezza just talk to her as if she were physically impaired in some way? Patronising ol' witch.

She does a good Mummy-Dance, our Mary.