X Factor Rock Week 26th November

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I'm starting the thread cos I won't be here .

Wagner Carrilho will be singing Radiohead's 'Creep'

Mary Byrne is lined up to sing U2's 'All I Want Is You'.

I don't know the rest but FFS, that's enough to be going on with. Do they think that The Wanger will finally lose the sympathy vote by murdering lovely Radiohead?

Anyway, I will watch it on Sunday if I can. Please continue the bitching as if I was amongst you .

Apparently they are all little ladykillers already though

Can all those who can drink, please take a big swig for me please? make me feel better about watching this sober!!

they look like 'the monkeys'

bless some counting issues there

Oh, penny dropping, is Zane that one that wouldn't dance at boot camp?

Yes. Someone said he was shagging Cher.

:o
I'd buy Louis' Big Book of Rules

Louis did bring out a rule book it was called 'the A-Z of being a pop star'. And I bought a copy in the pound shop (it wasn't a big seller). It was shitorama.

Can we skip Mary please? I'm hoping she goes home. I think I'd like to see her again less than even the weasel.

How many times can Mary loose her mojo?

'Grind the beans'

kill me. now.

See I like Zain, he's lovely and looks older than 12.

Haha, I noticed that too hogshead! Probably hasn't had that lesson at school yet.

did she just sing 'got breasts, in pockets' at the start?

Mary grinding her beans. Shouldn't it be the Asda arse slap?

What time does this shite finish?

wouldn't an hour be long enough.

Ah but this should be an x factor rule book. Honestly, some publisher would snap his hand off.

stop it!!!!

scottish asda staff night out at the karaoke

Ahh Got brass in pocket...
Ahh goin' to Tescos

Oh please stop butchering this song. Poor Chrissie.

Mary - you're not special.