Kill Katie 2 - X FACTOR RESULTS

[whomovedmychocolate]

Well why not?

I'm predicting Wagner and Paige to go.

Only a single elimination.

I think it will be between Katie and Aiden.

Danni and Louis will vote for Aiden, Cheryl and Simon Katie. It will go to deadlock and Katie will go.

Not that I have it planned or anything.

I think it will be between Paige and Katie and they'll save Katie.

I really think Louis will vote against Katie this week - he hated that he saved her and she came back shitter. And if its Paige or Aiden of course Danni will vote for her own, forcing it to deadlock.

Way behind on Sky+, just finished, most of them were truly shit tonight, even Matt.

Think Cher & W E were the best of the bad bunch.

Purely on the basis of last week's cock-up i want Katie to go.
And she was shit, but so were loads of others.

and i have to blame MN for me starting to think that W E is actually the group's real name!

I bet Simon engineered Wand Erection's name so he could inwardly snigger and hug himself every time he announced them.

Blatently HOB i snigger everytime i say 'Wand Erection' in conversation becuase no body knows im saying it...

Katie and Vargner (Louis) or maybe Paije in the bottom 2.

Whomoved, please tell me about your new iron.

I reckon Katie and Paije in bottom two, and Dermy to do the weird leg thing.

Also Louis will still have the Just For Men hair.

Bamboo, you think he just hugs himself?
I think he does a wee bit more than that

Arf, that was meant to be a bit of a euphemism

Aiden won't be in the bottom 2. People inexplicably thing the gurning, song-mangling idiot is the dog's bollocks.

Or think, even.

UQD I thought you'd be in a drunken stupor brought on by said factor tonight (which I am attempting to accomplish myself!) anyway I digress! I really wish Katie would go...

I tried to accomplish it without alcohol tonight but I cracked.

Snigger at Aiden being in the bottom two. He IS my new GBF. Unless of course he turns out to be straight in which case he can unhand that harlot Cher.

There is NOWAY he is straight!

Yes WMMC, we need to know about this iron. I am an ironing amateur- could this take me to the Olympics?

I'm looking forward to "Beatles Week", when someone does "Hey Jude" and Chezza says:

"Well, ah wuzzen famileear with tha song leyke but yuz did it neyce pet man. Ah divven leyke all them na-na-nas at thuh ehnd leyke, it sounded leyke yuh'd foagotten thuh wurds pet."

10/10 for your quality chezza UQD

Thanks Unquiet Dad. I just wet my pants a little bit.

UQD she's from the Toon not Mackemland

" Birrova kick-off durin the ads. A littil blerk wi a dodgee syrup's awguein wi Seimon aboot morderin sum serngs. "

on twitter

Do you know, I thought I heard that...

If Aidan stays in, I will crash the stage to feed the boy seeds/prunes/bottle of senakot.

He can't be comfortable with that face, it's just not possible.