Old advert jingles - how many can you remember?

[Pagan]

Prompted by standing in a queue at the post office whilst staring at a chocolate display a tiny voice inside my head whispered ....

"who knows the secret of the black magic box?"

Made me think of loads of others that the good old marketing folk left in my poor brainwashed head.

"I won't let the munchkins munch your jaffa cakes"

"Even chewier than a 60 storey block of flats"

"Fit the best, fit Everest"

"Mitchells self drive, where people come first (and come back again) - we're on the back of Yellow Pages"

"It's cozy fits from paddi, the elasticated nappy, they shouldn't leak, they're fantastique"

I could go on for hours and I don't even watch that much telly

And the one for Kia Ora

Kia Ora, oky dokee dokeee, Kia Ora
"I'll be your dog"

And

I'd rather have a bowl of coco pops!

Vorsprung durch Technik

For mash get smash-he he he he he

The milkybar kid is strong and tough, and the only the best is good enough, The creamiest milk, the whitest bar, Nestle's milky bar

Wow!!!!!!!! The people I babysat for when I was a teenager used to have demon kids, no choc and no booze!!!!

opal fruits opal fruits made to make your mouth water
fresh with the taste of citrus
five refreshing fruit flavours
orange lemon lime strawberry blackcurrant

the milky bar kid is strong and tough
and only the best is good enough
....

It's the milky bar Kid!!!

ariston, and on, and on, and on, and on

re-record, not fade away, re-record, not fade away (said by a skeleton)

Watch out watch out there's a Humphrey about

R Whites lemon-a-ade I'm a secret lemonade drinker

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club

Um Bongo Um Bongo they drink it in the congo

The man from Del monte, he say yes.

I liked it so much I bought the company

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet

Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivin-evergivincoolfizzin?.pepsi.

Fry's Turkish Delight, full of Eastern promise.

Tell 'em about the honey, mummy

Birds Eye peas, sweet as the moment
Sweet as the moment when the pod went
POP

Go to work on an egg.

I remember Bry Nylon....it was Horrible

ooh, Bri-Nylon. Yakky. My Granny used to have big Bri-Nylon bloomers. No the most appealing of undergarments.

Oh, remembered another one

"For hands that do dishes..."

for mash it smash

Back from school pick up, that was a close one! Pagan a wumman after my own heart. Anyone remind me of the rest of the pea and ham ad, I just loved it and its driving me crazy. Its was for stockcubes I think. "So Hughie, whats for dinner tonight......"

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do....Toffo

She flies like a bird in the sky..ey..ey - Nimble Bread - for slimmers - only because it was so small!!!

Small ones are more juicy - oranges?

P p p pick up a Penguin

Made in Scotland from Girders - Irn Bru

Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger

Get busy with the fizzy - Soda Stream?

It's frothy man ? Cresta

Mr Sheen shines umpteen things clean

Ah?..Bisto

An ology? you got an ology? ? Beety in the BT ads - clasic

the honey monster tell them about the honey mummy!

Only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
Tastes like chocolate never tasted before

Topic - there's a hazelnut in every bite

It's the right place, it's the right time that's Martini

Meow meow meow meow meow mewo meow meow mewo.

Have a cracking christmas at woolworths
Probably the best lager in the world
Heinekan reaches the parts
Beanz meanz heinz

If you like
a lot of chocolate
on your biscuit
join our club

a handful of smarties
goes a long long way
its the combination of colours
that sends the blues away

Show them
Youre a slim-se-a girl!

chefs square shaped soups show how a good soup should be.