Old advert jingles - how many can you remember?

[Pagan]

Prompted by standing in a queue at the post office whilst staring at a chocolate display a tiny voice inside my head whispered ....

"who knows the secret of the black magic box?"

Made me think of loads of others that the good old marketing folk left in my poor brainwashed head.

"I won't let the munchkins munch your jaffa cakes"

"Even chewier than a 60 storey block of flats"

"Fit the best, fit Everest"

"Mitchells self drive, where people come first (and come back again) - we're on the back of Yellow Pages"

"It's cozy fits from paddi, the elasticated nappy, they shouldn't leak, they're fantastique"

I could go on for hours and I don't even watch that much telly

Shouldn't that be 'mother' and wife?
With natural shredded wheat

Richards shops are full of all the preeeetty things
Such a lot of preeetty things to wear

I've just seen Bryan Ferry
(Had to tell someone)

Most of these here, and bizarrely

John Collier, John Collier, the window to watch

What's good for me is good for you - wear bright gear!

(a safety advert for motorcyclists)

Theres a fragance thats fresh and new and they call it,Charlieeeeeee

I got nits of the scruffy lad sat next to me at school and had to have all hair cut off.I used to pul my nightie over my head and leave it trailing (like a nun)pretending I had long hair and dance to pans people!

Toblerone,out on its own,triangular chocolate,thats toblerone.

My dave,he swims like a fish

Show them your a slimcea girl.

My mummmy said when I grow up I am going to be a proper little madam.

Has anyone done

'This is the aaaaaaaaaage of the train'

always find myself singing that when I get on a train

and

Findus ' Success on a plate for yoo- hoo'

come prettier
come buy your clothes at Richard Shops

there's an S-plate special coming down the mine
there's an S-plate special number 49 (what??)

I could do without Monday mornings
jumping out of bed and yawning
I could do with a D

I could do without the nine to five
have to work hard to survive
I could do with a D

I could do without the British weather
half way home at the end of my tether
both of my feet are killing me
I could do with a D

Oh god I'm going to be singing the John Collier song all day, what *was" that for actually?

Any drink can quench a thirst but only one can Quosh it.

Feed Me. feed Me. Feed me NOOOOOWWWWW!!

Vagisil - for when you want to get on with your life. Urghh - sorry for this one!

John Collier John Collier the windows to trust

Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild green fairy liquid.

Clap hands, one-two
Let’s take a trip to the Wrigley Zoo
Chitter, chatter, yackety-yak
When you talk to the animals, they talk back
Eddie Elephant’s our guest today
Let’s hear what Eddie has to say
Well I’m in a great big rush to grow
To learn the things that big folks know
Mum says I’ve gotta slow down and rest
And I agree coz Mum knows best
She says the Wrigley’s spearmint way
Makes resting as much fun as play
The chewing helps to keep teeth bright
And never spoils my appetite
Well I’ll never grow too big for some
Delicious Wrigley’s spearmint gum

John Collier was a men's clothes shop?

'Beer at home means Davenports
That's the beer, lots of cheer
Made with barley, hops and yeast
Turns a snack into a feast
Straight from brewery to your home
Why collect? We'll deliver!
Soon you'll know why folks all say:
'Beer at home means Davenports!'