X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

[Raahh]

Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

no simon i am not `feeling' one direction either

god can i shag that one??? (matt just in case its changer to wanger in the meantime )

Who didn't shag Katie, Darius? And how do you know about his cock MuGGle (don't forget you're not supposed to be getting excited).

Anyday now Wand Erection are going to start that special time of a boy's life......

Simon's hair looks like a fanny.

Oh God, it's Wand Erection.
DD is squeeing again.
She loves them.

oh no its the puppies

Oh that old chestnut of the song that hanged at the lst minute...

The next Picasso...

Better than being the next Darius I guess :)

BoF is 10 minutes ahead of me.

Muggggggggle, I'm assuming you misheard. You aren't acquainted with his appendage are you? Please God no. The jedward love's enough.

Wand Erection are so dull I've fallen asleep.

they are like a tiny version of Backstreet Boys

like five Zac Efrons

It's like David Platt x 5

Sway boys sway. Look earnest, big sad eyes, come on. Next week you're climbing off stools. You need to nail this first.

ahhh the big key change

I reckon that lead singer goes to bed in Dry Nites.

Backstreet in My Pocket.

Matt dabbles in painting I've heard. Or colouring-in praps.

Did they all misunderstand "Guilty Pleasures" and thought it meant to sing a song originally sung by the opposite gender.

oh dear and another!!

Swooning going on here, not from me.
I'm just a tad too old, but they do seem like lovely wee boys.
I like Harry.

Very Westlife staging.

Aww, they are cute, in a motherly way incase people think

So Simons going on about being original...

They dont look/sound like Westlife/Boyzone/Take That at all...

bleeeee

Yuk

hmmmm. What happened to that final note then eh? eh?

bless them, they look about 10! Cue a crying mum, and the squeak of the big schoolstage curtains closing