X-Factor- week 3- Guilty Pleasures....

[Raahh]

Another week, anothertenuous crap exciting theme...
GUILTY PLEASURES WEEK (hopes some of these are wrong)

BOYS

Aiden
Diamonds Are Forever Arctic Monkeys

Matt
Hit Me Baby One More Time Britney Spears

Paije
Ain?t Nobody Chaka Khan

GIRLS

Treyc
Whole Lotta Love Led Zeppelin

Rebecca
Why Don?t You Do Right Nora Lee King

Katie
King Of The Swingers Jungle Book

Cher
Mash up of:
No Diggity ? Blackstreet

Shout - James Corden

OVERS

Mary
I (Who Have Nothing) ? Shirley Bassey

John
Zoom Big Fat Larrys Band

Wagner
Mash up of:
Spice Up Your Life - Spice Girls
Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca

GROUPS

Belle Amie
I'll Stand By You The Pretenders

One Direction
Nobody Knows Pink!

So, what makes most of these guilty pleasures? Surely they should be songs they are embarrassed to admit to liking?
I can imagine Mary singing Shirley Bassey out of choice...

AND

WTF is it with the bloody 'mash-up' nonsense? What happened to calling it a medley? I blame "Glee"

On honeymoon we toured Scotland in a big yellow bus. The driver/tour guide went to school with Darius. Said he was a nob.

Darius has a massive cock.

DD is learning how to play Solitaire on the iPad.

I loved daruis - is he still alive?

I am changing channels X Factor is shite

tawdry [hgrin] living up to your name

Is he an artist too then?

I loved Darius

I bought his album

He has changed his surname now though, i think....

Im sure he said he used to sit painting in hotels dreaming of being a star...

maybe im confusing him with someone else.

Am I going mad?

Simon's being alarmingly nice this series isn't he? Can't decide if its good or not.

He did not shag Katie. She made it up.

What does "doing a Darius" mean?

well its 20.40pm and still no Agado. I am disappointed

Darius is a massive cock. You are getting confused.

Yes, my friend is going to his panto, I'm going to the John Barrowman one.

(Who is Darius?? Strange as Dermot just mentioned him as well!!)

He's Darius Campbell now.

Huzzah for Wand Erection! Cougars, preeeeesssseeeent arms!

ooh I love Matt so much and he hasn't had his hair dyed Cheryls clour yay!

DD is bored and asked if she should go to bed, now DH and she are laughing at me because I asked her if she wanted to stay up in case the next act is Katie or someone good.

Oh One Dimension - now you can see them on a pencil-case.

No Mugggggggggle. He is a massive cock. You misheard.

here we have'the most exciting pop band in country'

Goes to get gun

Have any of One Direction got pubes yet?

Girly
Oh, you could be right. I think that Matt is an artist. The next Picasso they called him.

does anyone else want to punch the "he winked at me" girl?

The hatt is his mojo