x faxtor?....

[mumatron]

anyone else?

this song is forever connected for me to the creepy crotch grabbing Olly Murs version from last year...

There is definitely a touch of the ladyboy about Nicole.

owned the stage- bingo!!

And Simon- 32 isn't old, ffs!!

Olly Murs was a weasel.

oo, well spotted raahh

Can I have "made it your own" ?

Very pretty girl.

made it your own- deffo bingo!

Raahh are you having a shot with every cliche?

I can just about manage a slug of booze with every ad break.

Even money that Connor and Gabe break up at boot camp and only one goes on?

Oh Dear

DD thinks she is wearing a Halloween mask.

slapper is my first thought - is this the prostitute?

oh do stop it Chloe Victoria. Please

Snog, Marry, Avoid?

Sadly, Ninks, i am 39 weeks pg, so am having to make do with fybogel and gaviscon at the moment!

I am expecting you ladies to keep up with the drinking for me!

Bad eyelashes
Bad bikini top thing
Bad trousers
Are those fake "beauty spots"?

nineteen

NineT een

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lets narrow the field random and list the real stuff

She makes Nicole look like one classy bird.

lol at "like Tupac"

oh
my
god

how the hell do young women grow up to be like this?

Thought Simon was going to say 'chloe, have you had a drink!'

teehee Tippy

Wow Raahh, congratulations! I remember swigging Gaviscon at my desk.

so if you're not here next week...?