x faxtor?....

[mumatron]

anyone else?

I hope they know that the best most of them will do is sing at Butlins.

Wham. Weren't they nice young men? Wonder what they're doing now...

Ooh I love a bit of insider gossip

I thought Diva Beaver.
LOL at Simon trying to goad them into queening it up

I thought they said they were called Diva Beaver the first time. Diva Fever apparently.

Camp Jedward.

What is she doing - when's Cheryl back?

I think it was a cry for help. That tight dress has cut off the blood supply to her bottom half. Nobody noticed though.

No sandwich, they are much better. Be fair now, they couldn't be as bad.

That's a scary looking entourage backstage.

Gawd! Why is Lewis going out with her?

(when he could have 41 year old me?)

I have noticed dh watching more since Nicole has been on.

To be fair, I've blocked most of Jedward's musical stylings from my memory. It's better that way.

I have no idea who that woman in the middle is. But I'm concerned for her. She's trying to contain Heston Blumenthal and Gregg Wallace in her too-tight dress and she's in a Louis/Simon sandwich. I hope she's getting mroe than minimum wage.

she is a pussycat doll sandwich and boffs Lewis Hamilton, the whizzy car driver.

Hi all, rl keeps getting in the way of my making my way back to these threads (aka dd playing the Sims on my machine). I'm glad we've got young Dermot back. I can't be bothered with all that Oh let's have fish and chips, and how does Louis judge the guest judges stuff.

Nope, no idea. Dunno who Lewis is either tbh.

This bloke's brought his nan and offspring. DH needs a new angle.

Maybe he could take some kind of animal. Pigs are cute right?

he's not good. At all.

No Sandwich, a hamster or maybe a guinea pig?

Jux have you seen that other thread you were needed on today?

Could he try a very small man in a tiny forget-me-not cup whom he introduces as his long-lost dad, the charm will only be broken if Simon et al say yes?

Our cat ate our hamster.

That's it isn't it. That's the angle.

Borrow a hen from me sandwich. Gawd knows I'm always trying to lend them out to posters, nobody has said yes yet. But they yearn (in a fowl-y way) for fame and exposure.

No, I haven't. I'll see if I can find it. Thanks IControlSandwichMonkey.

JUX!!!

We need you on my werewolf thread

Jux, you're amazing. Real FIL needs to disappear immediately though.