took her home at 9.30 so not long got back.
well, splashed out on the meal.... ok i made hotdogs. over dinner i nochalantly mentioned that ds was an altar server when he was younger which made her laugh
"mum you promised you wouln't embarrass me " says ds seriously.
"wait til i get round to the safe ex talk says i!"
she put her hand over her face and ds looks upwards - like the god hes proclaimed he doesn't belive in is going to help him now!
so we finished tea and watched a bit of telly - nothing was on. i go to the back door for a ciggy, he comes in and asks if they can go to his room.
"no"
"whynot"
"no shaggin in my house"
"muuuuuuuuum"
so i announce that we will all partake in a game of poker "do you know how to play?" i asks girlfriend
"no"
"great, have you bought some money?"
"errrr yes?"
" lonvley" says i" right love" i turn to dh" it looks like we will be up some cash this evening!"
eventually we set down to playing poker - a nice wholesome game obviously. we get out the pennies from the jar - much to her relief.
as we all sat round the table i ask " do you know everyone?"
"errrr"
" we are a pretty infomral family " says i " i will allow you to call me MRs. Custardo. He is mr custardo."
" errrrrr"
my ds genuinley beat us all and took our money. hes never ever won before. so we moved on to a game of knuckels - or chase the ace. it was down to either me or the gilrfriend to get the knuckles. and it was ds who was giving them - unfortunaltey i lost.
then we watched more telly. and i dropped her off.
it was awkward - i tried to ask her stuff, music and such but am aware i sound like an old fart trying to be young - so i dismiss that line of enquiry even though she likes iron maiden and such.
it was ok in parts. she invited him to her house tomorrow - but hes grounded again til next saturday
we looked up prom cars and she showed me her prom dress from fairygothmother.co.uk
tried finding a decent 50 cent stylee pimp suit for my ds which is what he wants - without any luck.
on the way home she annouces shes going to teach her mum how to play poker - result!
shes not an obvious slut type with over gelled hair - thats a bonus.