my 15 year old is bringing his girlfried round to meet us <evil emoticon>

[Tortington]

he's finally been going out with a girl for more than a week - long enough to ask her to the prom and now after a conversation about money and affording to hire limos etc. hes going to bring his girlfriend round
"funny you asked that mum" he said " she said she wanted to meet you!"

oh my god - surely i shouldn't feel nervous at the thought of a 15/16 year old meeting me.

i hope she calls me mrs custardo. ha ha haa haa

i have no baby pictures but am thinking of anserin the door in a red wig.

my "towny" boy is going out with a goth who would like him to wear a purple shirt to the prom. - ahh well

nope my life is this eventfull

Wow! Sounds like an intereting evening!

No hunt the c*nt then or black widow for the polite kinds

Why's he grounded - getting in the way of loves' sweet path[puke]

you tell her no shagging?
the shame

LOL

well it wasn't directed at her - it was more of an announcement

Awww, my godson has a proper girlfriend! I'm so proud!
Did you take a picture?

I would love a MIL like you.

(I'm M2G 'as was' by the way)

no, your godsons a slut, so wll save the picture taking til hes gone out with someone for more than 3 months

God no!

I'd love a friend like Custy - but would be terrified if she was my mil. How on earth could you ever live up to her parenting abilities

MY GODSON IS NOT A SLUT! He is a very special devoted little boy, he is devoted to Jesus and Mary and all the Heavenly Saints and Angels and stuff, he knows not about sex or earthly pleasures, his goal in life is carpentry and teaching others to be fishers of men!

Rhubarb - sorry, but we believe his mother.

Custy - sounds like it all went well then.

My dd likes fairygothmother too - hoping she will enjoy the likes of Christian Dior for clothes when she reaches prom age though (although she does posseses a few CD make up pieces)

awwww rhuby its nice you think of him that way!

I could tell of when I tried changing his nappy that time, the first nappy I ever changed aged about 16? And he was still shitting! It went on and on! I'd never seen so much shit! And all I could find where these bloody useless cotton wool balls - coloured ones at that! I mean, wtf? Hadn't you heard of baby wipes???? They just stuck to his bum and made it multi-coloured and hairy!

Hope he wasn't traumatised by all of that!

actually this is a nice one

Never looked at the site before but horrified to read that they are exhibiting at an Erotica show and are fetishist stockists!

Ace! Missed the build up to this but sounds like a winning date. I think going home to teach her mum to play poker is a sign that the house of custard scored a palpable hit, frankly. I predict that she'll be wanting to move in with you guys within days!

oh god i hope not 3 teens is all i can deal with

just wanted to thank everyone for being so eager and interested

xxxx

gorgeous thread custardo. gives me hope.

gorgeous thread custardo. gives me hope.

Shit.....Tonight I foolishly abandoned my post at the pc and sat on the sofa. Bloody fell asleep and almost missed this.
Just came over to switch it off, clicked active convos and saw it.

I'm never sitting on that sofa again!

came home tonight to find her here again - have fed her again and will be taking her home again.

sh*t - i think scummy is right

she loves you, custy.

ive sent them in the back garden to burn stuff - wll its nearly bonfire night - i cant entertain anymore - its friday night after work and quite frankly am f*cked. so they can burn stuff.

What will you be wearing to the wedding, Custardo? Or will you be encouraging them to live together insead?