Professor White and the line dancing surfers eat cold turkey

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Welcome to the surfboard!

I'm thinking Clint Eastwood.

You feeling lucky lost?!

You're going to need one of those hats (and stubble) to pull this off my friend.

As a woman of a certain age the stubble is feasible.

Ds and dh are cooking dinner together, v chilled evening here. No wine for me and trying not to smoke any more as I've had 4

Just here to cheer everyone on. Love the thread title

Like the Uncle Ben advert? That sounds like heaven, my husband and son cooking for everyone.. Enjoy.

4 fags sounds pretty virtuous from where I'm standing. Stay chilled

Thanks, unborn How are you getting on with the pregnancy, kicking fags and stuff?

Ilost kicking the fags got shoved to the back burner. DD2's dad's just lost his access to DD (drug related as usual) and I've just spent a week in hospital with DD1 who has appendicitis.

It doesn't rain it fucking pours.

I've cut down to 3/4 a day and I'm seeing the smoking cessation person next week.

That all sounds really stressful Hope your daughter is on the mend now?

I wouldn't even bother trying to give up horses amazing adrenaline rush, someone that listens and doesn't talk back and something to pamper and buy sparkly things for. What more could a girl want . This thread is such a lovely one. The rest of MN is so judgey and stressy. Also Cleaning has shamed me a bit so I had to scrub all my floors so you are helping me be a better housewife. Not what I expected from this thread! Swimming sounds good cleaning. Except I have visions of you scrubbing the showers because they aren't sparkly enough. Should you ever want a country getaway I can offer an old farmhouse featuring muddy dogs and a toddler?? I have granite

What time do you want us there, fairydust? The country house sounds perfect for us lot this weekend.

Anytime you want if you're armed with mops and dusters

I'm now humming She lives in a house a very big house in the couunntry

..everything's going jackanory

We have a solution........let's all go and live with fairy dust and ride horses....sounds utterly idyllic.

Thank you for the compliment about our thread, I think we are a pretty lovely bunch too....I hope we are proving the stereotype of addicts wrong.

Am home after a long day at work, ready to fight the bastard cocaine again with my not so successful strategies.

Mmm lovely countryside and horses and running around barefoot in meadows..
is there a One Stop there?

Professor White is all theory and no action these days

Professor don't lose faith now. We're all behind you. You can surf the shit out of this week.

Aaahhhh we would have a fucking ball.....however with you at the helm lost, I fear it would end in an illegal retro rave....

Sounds amazing not sensible at all. We can dream about anyway

Illegal rave?! It could be the third summer of love. I'll bring whistles.

I don't think I'd run barefoot around here 😱 I'm not sure where my suggestion of a weekend of therapeutic cleaning turned into a barefoot, horse riding rave sounds fun though.

Ha ha fairy dust....you gave us an inch and we took a mile.....I would run for the hills if I was you

It could turn dark with fairy holding us against our will and forcing us to clean the very big house in the country after the rave of course, which Fairy is being very accommodating about

I think I'm hallucinating with this cold though.