DO ALL MEN wear weird cropped trousers when the sun comes out?

[cyb]

Not shorts..not even 3/4..with funny slip on trainers

i hate the ones with toggles on them as if you might attach a guy rope to them

yes, sooo many toggles

and parachute material

in pale blue or fawn

thsoe trainer a like htings are called "pub shoes" at ours after a mate saaw a docco about a kid with lots of trainers and he said

"these are for sport, these are for runing and these...well, they are pub shoes innit"

arf

i saw a man in these, unsuprisingly he looked an utter twat

Dp and I had a discussion about why there are so many badly dressed men on the streets... most I have seen out this weekend have a severe beige problem along with a fixation on dressing like their children...

see, i'm all FOR a cuff hemmed chino(on a male model).
its the wide legged go faster stripe down the side trousers I cant bear

from Land end for men or wherever the hell they buy them

Do Betterware sell clothes?

I hate em

DH and I call such men "asda dad"

3/4s have to be better than these

Oh love it!

and who on earth came up with the term 'carrot fit' ???

haha liking ASDADAD. We usually compete to call out 'Beige problem' quicker than the other one... Not in earshot of the poor chap in question though... that would be mean!

ooh lets list 'asda dad' essentials; i'll start..

Crocs.

these sorts of shoes

HAHAHAHHAHAHA cyb piss myself laughing. When i wrote crocs I kind of thought this type of shoe was more fitting but didnt know what they were called... how funny.

arf at "Asda Dad"

Saw about 4 men dressed like this in Sainsbos this morning. Some of the shorts were in vile plaid type patterns. Worn with "deck shoes"

DH had a good laugh at those elasticated beige things with the flipflops. (He is wearing cut off jeans)

any cut off trousers are shti on men
sory

Footwear hardest for men in hot weather I think.

yes ahve seen a great many skinny men feet in flip flops. and the teenagers are wearing thsoe baggy tea cosy hats, long shorts and flip flops.

whats THAT all about?

No. My DH only ever wears summer-weight full-length trousers. He doesn't even wear shorts. I'm so relieved I will never have to disown him in public.

Awww - teenagers have to be exempt from any wardrobe tut-tutting though. They're supposed to look daft.

What does he wear on his feet though beanlet?

It's the way non sporty men wear sporty footwear that gets me.
And are they 3/4 trousers- or men with short legs wearing long shorts?

cyb- probably come from the Cambridge Estate

my dh has just bought (OK I bought him) some cool checked long shorts from h and M

just need to sort his shoes out now

yes dead there were quite a few at the bus stop outside Primark...all shapes and sizes though