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HORNED HOOFERS 2010

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SuSylvester · 26/04/2010 16:22

ok as the summer seaons approaces, look at your wizened hobbit like hooves.

are they silky smooth with no cracked heels or discoloured toe nails? have you lumps and bumps on your to joints?
ITs time to sort it out you scummy lot.

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OliviaMumsnet · 26/04/2010 16:49

On your constant moaning Su, I WENT to a chiropodist expecting baby's bottom soft soles and it was RUBBISH

Would rather a salon pedi tbh

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OliviaMumsnet · 26/04/2010 16:54

She just said I was complaining about nowt.
Her previous client before me was a 12 y/o Royal Ballet student with properly mangled tootsies from dancing en pointe
Whereas I just had "a bit of hard skin"

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OliviaMumsnet · 26/04/2010 17:00

Yes
Stick-livers unite in cheap ped-polishes!
(there's gotta be some compensation for not having a branch of pret!)

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