it is my contention that side tie bikini bottoms should never be worn

[SuSylvester]

by women with either ample hippage or over size 14.

there is a lot of spare flesh looking quizically

"whither shall i put myself, under the tie, over or just wobble unattracvivey"

Lol - there would be no quizzical looking flesh if I wore em.

There'd be jostling flesh, going "I'm going over, you go under, no, I want to go under, move up a bit, I can't there's no room", etc etc etc

Yes, lots of jostling. Also, people would be trying to work out what my tattoos were supposed to be..... they are stretchmarks.

lol at bobbie

Oh gosh yes. I would also add an age proviso - not over 30 - and a not after childbirth clause. My hips are whippety (don't look at my inner thighs though) but the thought of side ties makes my stomach churn.

the pouches can havea sumo effect too - nappy style

What about those cutaway swimsuits they keep shoving at us?

The ones with the big metal ring at the front are the best.

I'd look hilarious. It's almost worth buying one.

tannign issues natch
i rrahter like them tbh

Tie sides also encourage silly Darren Day type behaviour, with dhs or dses pulling ties.

I need a polo neck bikini with feet in.

altho htis is a vair bad eg

Not only tanning issues, but hot metal ring issues.

Like when you put your jeans on straight out of the drier. Ouch.

monokini ??

Would look worse than Borat.

hahaha poloneck

whoever looked at that and though" i havd done good work"

I have a white crochet string bikini. From years ago when was toned and lithe and when skin did not look like cold porridge.

I actually tried it on a couple of weeks back. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

DP caught me and said 'ooh that looks lovely why don;t you wear that to the gym'.

As if.

Very good. Need legs though.

thats nice if you had no tits at all

nice but not sure about spots

likey

likey

I love them Also have some AP knickers with tie bows at side which are so lovely always get a reaction from dp

I like both of those, actually.

Just not on me.

Mind you, I could do the no tits one.

But I have a v long torso, so end up with massive cameltoeage if I wear one piece.

and a ncie bikini - like the trunks

the in hting for ds's muscle bound swimming teachers ( female) are kind of trunks wiht bikini top
look great

That bikini a bit undie -like.

Am a tankini person. Not by choice.

no
life is too shrot BW
wear andbe proud