it is my contention that side tie bikini bottoms should never be worn

[SuSylvester]

by women with either ample hippage or over size 14.

there is a lot of spare flesh looking quizically

"whither shall i put myself, under the tie, over or just wobble unattracvivey"

Am too white.

Burn in sun.

Have caesarean foldover.

Stretchmarks.

Wobbly inner thighs.

Not a bikini person.

I like that black one with the gold bit at the bust Bling on beach is fab

Lol at 'bust'.

Love that word.

Childish, I know

I am 44 I can say things like bust and derriere now

I like 'gusset' too.

your 2nd likey, the plain halter crossover one piece is lovely. think my figure is more burkhini than bikini these days. shall go off and see if Evans do a swimwear collection online...