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Bloody hell, have you SEEN Helena Christensen on the cover of Elle?

106 replies

squeaver · 03/12/2009 16:30

legs not retouched apparently

She is 41.

[sigh]

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AitchTwoToTangOh · 05/12/2009 21:18

rofl vb.

i have also spent too, too long wondering how he achieved such a thing, pruni. i've often wondered if pal mis-heard and the fisting was up the b.o.t. and penis going the trad route. (stick that in yer roundup, mp).

now tell me, did your head cock to one side when you tried to picture that?
mine always does.

AitchTwoToTangOh · 05/12/2009 21:20

yikes

AitchTwoToTangOh · 05/12/2009 21:23

fuck me can this site run any slower?

BalloonSlayer · 06/12/2009 09:18

pmsl at that picture being from photobucket.

AitchTwoToTangOh · 06/12/2009 09:47

hahahahahaa

EdgarAleNPie · 06/12/2009 16:41

well, anyone who has awatched ANTM will tell you that HC is - tooting her booty and raising her hip, pointing her toe (the 'barbie toe') to create as long a leg as possible, and the picture is taken from ground level looking up at her ...all will make her look even taller than she already is.

she is a professional model, and still has 'it' - her legs are also v. long, though will be covered in make up (which they do even for the young girls)

i love Pilgrim jewellery, she did their ads for ages..

and lots of Danish clothing really suits me - love Noa Noa and Bohemia. They cut for the curvier lady who likes a bit of something different.

Mh - meh. who cares. was more pop than rock.

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