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do you hoik up your boobs?

57 replies

mrsflux · 27/11/2009 20:23

i had my first bra fitting since DS (8months ago) and am still traumatised by it!
to cut a very long story short the bra-witch refused to listen to me saying that the bra didn't feel like it fitted and i was clearly not the same size i was pre-PG.
she got shirty and told me that i had to always lift inside the bra and hoik my boobs up. (grab them and lift them into cleavage position)

WTF? is boob hoiking normal - have i been putting my bra on wrong for years????

OP posts:
MrsMills · 27/11/2009 21:52

I have a sort of pulley contraption, with levers and cogs to get mine in.

suwoo · 27/11/2009 21:55

I hoik or lean downwards and have been doing so for at least 15 years, since I saw the light and had a proper fitting. Post breast reduction, I am still a 32F

SpawnChorus · 27/11/2009 21:56

I'm 34. How can I not know about this??

PerArduaAdNauseum · 27/11/2009 21:58

I re-hoik at loo-breaks just in case...

AvrilH · 27/11/2009 21:58

what is hoik?

I too fail the pencil case test

teenyweenytadpole · 27/11/2009 22:07

I bend forwards when I put mine on and yes a fair bit of hoiking and general re-arranging is involved too.

faustina · 28/11/2009 07:19

at rigby and peller, they said to bend forwards and let them fall into the bra, so I do that - and then I hoik, when I am standing up straight again

Earthstar · 28/11/2009 07:30

Presumably not required in a B cup?

CristinaTheAstonishing · 28/11/2009 07:36

needs better fitting

deliciousdevilwoman · 28/11/2009 15:01

I hoik and have my straps as short as I can without cutting off my circulation!

Disenchanted3 · 28/11/2009 15:03

I hoik.

thelunar66 · 28/11/2009 15:06

God yes.. I hoik every half hour or so. sometimes I forget myself and hoik in mixed company

TrillianAstra · 28/11/2009 15:11

I would if I had anything to hoik.

RubysReturn · 28/11/2009 15:19

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frakkinaround · 28/11/2009 15:22

I put the wires up under my boobs, lean forward and put the straps up (and sometimes hoik/lower breast back into cup). Hoiking and dropping is necessary for me in half-cup balconettes.

SofaKingLoud · 28/11/2009 20:12

I hoik.

Otherwise my 32GGs point to the floor which isn't too bad until it gets cold........

bibbitybobbityhat · 28/11/2009 20:14

Sadly, I have to . Wish that it weren't so.

JamieJay · 28/11/2009 20:21

Yes I hoik (FF - G)

I think most people over a B cup have/need to, to make sure the underwire (or seam if you lucky enough to get away with no underwire ) is flat against the ribcage.

hedgepig · 28/11/2009 20:28

lean, hoik anything to get them (j cup) to point forwards rather than to my toes

Mrsflux if they are sagging after hoiking I would think your new bra isn't such a good fit.

ImSoNotTelling · 28/11/2009 20:29

Yes to hoik and yes to wriggle jiggle and shake.

Unfortunately also yes to having them down around my navel in stupid hideous crap rubbish nasty nursing bra.

ImSoNotTelling · 28/11/2009 20:31

That's what those women were up to in the 60s, they were cremating nursing bras! I would happily dance in the ashes of mine.

aJumpedUpPantryBoy · 28/11/2009 20:34

I hoik

I gave DH an enornous laugh a few years ago when I told him that I would pass the pencil test (and therefore didn't need to wear a bra)as I could hold a pencil under my boobs very easily (look no hands!)
After he stopped laughing he had to explain to me that to pass the pencil should drop

spugs · 28/11/2009 20:47

Mine are fake (so very pert) and I still hoik it gives them a better shape and bumps up the cleavage a bit. Saying that though I used to hoik my AAs as well!

SoupDragon · 28/11/2009 20:50

Yep. I hoik.

In fact, I put a bra on leaning forward so the breasts are falling into the cups and then stand up and scoop under and round the side to ensure what should be in front is in front

kdk · 28/11/2009 21:02

At risk of sounding like a member of a very weird cult, I too admit my name is kdk and I am a hoiker ....