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Aren't kitten heels farking WANK?

48 replies

MamaG · 30/10/2009 08:57

What a ridiculous idea

Kitten fucking heels. Even the NAME is shit.

Either wear a heel, or don't. Just don't totter precariously on a little KNOB of a heel. They just make your legs look fat.

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CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 08:59

I agree, a very unflattering shoe and very dated. Its either winkle picker of roundy toe and either looks awful.

I do have to add though the fashion for porn star shoes is equally unappetising. All those stack platfrom soles and laces.

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traceybath · 30/10/2009 09:03

They're very 90's and beg to be teamed with a voyage-style cardi and pretty skirt.

PeterDominic · 30/10/2009 09:04

yes no goood on over sizw 12

CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 09:05

fugly in extremis dao

CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 09:05

They are VERY Susanah Constantine

MarshaBrady · 30/10/2009 09:06

yes indeed they are

Tottering on a point for no added height, with awful pointy front. girl's fat toes squished in.

Cannot believe they had their time in fashion.

I too judge thy kitten heel harshly.

I blame from LK Bennett.

MamaG · 30/10/2009 09:06

God they're bad cybil

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PeterDominic · 30/10/2009 09:07

they make your body look like it is dangling on a tiny tiny peg
not flattering.
although you all said the same abotu shoe boots and i saw this woman lookign fab in them the other day in grey suede ones and a short skirts

CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 09:07

For a while those were the ONLY type of going out shoe that existed.

thank god for the hidden platform

CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 09:08

Hang on ,rewind, I love shoe boots and am considering wearing a pair to a ball. With a dress.

MamaG · 30/10/2009 09:09

Lol at small peg

I didn't say I disliked shoe boots ACKSHERLY

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PeterDominic · 30/10/2009 09:10

oi mmamag am buys punching white poppy weareres wiht YOUR punch

PeterDominic · 30/10/2009 09:11

cubils boots

MarshaBrady · 30/10/2009 09:12

Kitten heels and the wide leg black (synthetic) black trouser.

So tents of black fabric hide the shoe completely. Or maybe just a triangle of foot..

White shirt collar folded flat over black jacket collar.

or plummy purple.

Bad office wear choice of the 90s

CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 09:12

Spot on! White pvc with a table cloth wrapped round the top

be-atch

MamaG · 30/10/2009 09:12

GOOD. They deserve a bloody punch

white poppies indeed

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ABitHaloweenBatty · 30/10/2009 09:13

I agree. Wholeheartedly. Awful.

TrillianSlasher · 30/10/2009 09:15

Wobblyness with no added height or elongated leg-lengthening. Rubbish.

MamaG · 30/10/2009 09:15

my bad office past-wear include

  • long dark blue crinkle fabric summer dress FESTOOONED with small daisys and a little white cardigan
  • a navy box-pleat skirt, white shirt and a navy blazer with gold buttons worn with "court shoes" and 10 denier tights (3 pairs a day usually due to laddering! Otherwise small ladders and clear nail varnish blobs)
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CybilLiberty · 30/10/2009 09:16

That's NEXTASTIC

MamaG · 30/10/2009 09:16

ooh Trillian you're my favourite MNer at hte mo

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TheBolter · 30/10/2009 09:17

Agree Kitten heels are the work f the devil. They are the mufti of the HIGH MAINTENANCE.

Worse is the tottery heels and pushchair combo but that's another thread.

TrillianSlasher · 30/10/2009 09:26
TrillianSlasher · 30/10/2009 09:30

If you have tottery heels a pushchair is useful for leaning on, no?

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