Oh me, oh my, do NOT click this link if you value your life...

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...because said life will sure as hell be out of the window until you find 800 smackeroos

Am in love.

they are hideous.

Sorry, they're vile!

errrrrr......sorry but they look like hookers shoes

Oh no, no no no no no.

Only high class hookers.

I could live with that

They ming.

Oh.

Have to say my life is quite safe

sorry - not my thing either. Think I saw something rather similar in New Looks shelves the other day. Maybe get yourself down there and save £780.

Where would one wear shoes like that?

Actually why would they wear shoes like that?

god, I was prepared to give them a fair trial but yeeesh.

They look especially repulsive on the outfit suggestion photo.

Jazz pump sounds like a particularly noxious fart.

I've got to ask this but what would you wear them with?

In my eyes I see them going with a PVC mini-skirt, fishnets and a skimpy bra/basque under a cheap leather jacket from the market however I'm pretty sure you don't dress like that .

(although maybe you do in which case yes, they'll look great )

A noxious fart accompanied by jazz hands for emphasis?

Shoes are bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry.

bleughh they aqre hideous whore shoes

Liz Macdonald shoes.

Hmmm. Look like they cost a tenner off the Mutton stall on t'market. Sorry!

Oh

I will take me Jimmy's and my life back to sorting out kids party tonight then

Am revelling in hurt and pain that no one likes the shoes

I just can't handle this kind of rejection.

(At least I won't have to worry about half of MN running out to take them all off the shelves.)

(Not that I'd spend £800 on a pair of, albeit very nice, shoes anyway)

(Have ran out of things to put inside these: () )

Hmm don't really like them tbh

The model photo makes it clear that they will make even the skinniest legs look broader, that's not good.

yuck...

Oh found something (No, do not dress in leather skirts and fishnets)

I've only ever seen one thing I like on that website - and it's not those shoes......it's a dress with a 4 figure price tag attached that I need would love to have for my renewal of vows

They are horrible.

Revolting shoes and even more revolting price tag...who are these insane people who will spend that sort of money on a pair of nasty shoes?

£800?? How many nights down Kings X would it take to pay for them? And would one be able to write it off as a business expense?