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Oh me, oh my, do NOT click this link if you value your life...

49 replies

IWroteOffLightningMcQueen · 16/10/2009 13:03

...because said life will sure as hell be out of the window until you find 800 smackeroos

Am in love.

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psycho1 · 16/10/2009 13:06

they are hideous.

nettie · 16/10/2009 13:06

Sorry, they're vile!

NorbertDentressangle · 16/10/2009 13:06

errrrrr......sorry but they look like hookers shoes

IWroteOffLightningMcQueen · 16/10/2009 13:07

Oh no, no no no no no.

Only high class hookers.

I could live with that

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etchasketch · 16/10/2009 13:08

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iwascyteenagewerewolf · 16/10/2009 13:09

They ming.

OrmIrian · 16/10/2009 13:09

Oh.

Have to say my life is quite safe

Mousey84 · 16/10/2009 13:09

sorry - not my thing either. Think I saw something rather similar in New Looks shelves the other day. Maybe get yourself down there and save £780.

Niecie · 16/10/2009 13:10

Where would one wear shoes like that?

Actually why would they wear shoes like that?

SausageRocket · 16/10/2009 13:12

god, I was prepared to give them a fair trial but yeeesh.

They look especially repulsive on the outfit suggestion photo.

iwascyteenagewerewolf · 16/10/2009 13:13

Jazz pump sounds like a particularly noxious fart.

NorbertDentressangle · 16/10/2009 13:14

I've got to ask this but what would you wear them with?

In my eyes I see them going with a PVC mini-skirt, fishnets and a skimpy bra/basque under a cheap leather jacket from the market however I'm pretty sure you don't dress like that .

(although maybe you do in which case yes, they'll look great )

hatcam · 16/10/2009 13:14

A noxious fart accompanied by jazz hands for emphasis?

Shoes are bleurghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, sorry.

belcantwait · 16/10/2009 13:14

bleughh they aqre hideous whore shoes

GetOrfMoiLand · 16/10/2009 13:15

Liz Macdonald shoes.

TanyaBranning · 16/10/2009 13:16

Hmmm. Look like they cost a tenner off the Mutton stall on t'market. Sorry!

IWroteOffLightningMcQueen · 16/10/2009 13:16

Oh

I will take me Jimmy's and my life back to sorting out kids party tonight then

Am revelling in hurt and pain that no one likes the shoes

I just can't handle this kind of rejection.

(At least I won't have to worry about half of MN running out to take them all off the shelves.)

(Not that I'd spend £800 on a pair of, albeit very nice, shoes anyway)

(Have ran out of things to put inside these: () )

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FlightAttendant · 16/10/2009 13:16

Hmm don't really like them tbh

The model photo makes it clear that they will make even the skinniest legs look broader, that's not good.

Blackduck · 16/10/2009 13:17

yuck...

IWroteOffLightningMcQueen · 16/10/2009 13:17

Oh found something (No, do not dress in leather skirts and fishnets)

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alwayslookingforanswers · 16/10/2009 13:20

I've only ever seen one thing I like on that website - and it's not those shoes......it's a dress with a 4 figure price tag attached that I need would love to have for my renewal of vows

Doyouthinktheysaurus · 16/10/2009 14:35

They are horrible.

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BettyTurnip · 16/10/2009 14:38

Revolting shoes and even more revolting price tag...who are these insane people who will spend that sort of money on a pair of nasty shoes?

JustAnotherManicMummy · 16/10/2009 14:40

£800?? How many nights down Kings X would it take to pay for them? And would one be able to write it off as a business expense?