Oh me, oh my, do NOT click this link if you value your life...

[IWroteOffLightningMcQueen]

...because said life will sure as hell be out of the window until you find 800 smackeroos

Am in love.

Everybody was horrid to me when I said I wanted a pair of Van Dals (I know, I know), so I can't let you off I'm afraid.

They're hideous. But I'm sure you're lovely and v stylish

Morris I wasn't horrid to you about your lovely Van Dals.

But these are quite hideous, get rid of the S&M webbing and then they would be passable, I suppose. But perhaps then I am missing the point

Also are they cheaper in Kenya than in the UK because on my picture it says £660? Perhaps they are in the sale already...

not my cup of tea but that's not to say that I haven't spent stupid money on questionable shoes in the past

They are vile.

they are vile

Pink!! And Bondage!! And Lepoard skin!!

Bet Lynch would love them

they could have called them JIZZ pumps - that would have been worse

[hurl]

Lightning, sorry but I think all the packing has addled your brains!!!

too pink. not my colour.

Would you have looked twice if they were Primark?

Channel that inner Liz McDonald!!

Vile.

alwayslookingforanswers - is it this? It's GORGEOUS!

OK. I'll admit it (in the face of overwhelming opposition), I clicked on teh link and said "oooh". Out loud. I rather like them, and dh says he'd fuck me in them.
However, there are advantages to having stupidly small feet - they don't go down to my size, so I can't have them anyway. So I'll have to hang on to my (non-existent) 800 smackeroos.

DuelingFANGo, that dress is gorgeous. makes me want to get married again [swoon]

Now you're talking .

I love them. I would never wear them, but I think they would look wonderful on someone else.

nice to see you KM

Was chatting to a friend about this. There appears to be an unwritten rule about shoes and handbags, that once you spend over a certain amount of money, they get cheaper looking.

Ultimately, when you spend stratospheric amounts you're buying something that looks like the least loved remnant from the Dorothy Perkins sale.

It's maaaaad so it is

I like them.
Would never wear them, but still like them.

Morris -I think you're right with that theory as when I saw the £800 shoes on the link I immediately thought of the racks of £25 shoes in New Look that always makes me think " Who the hell wears those fugly monstrosities?"

I don't like them at all.

I think I am the only woman on the planet without a shoe fetish.

I quite like them, would never ever even dream of trying to walk around in them though!