Help me to wow!

[angrypixie]

I'm having a big birthday party this year (yes - it's one of those birthdays) I have hired a rather grand venue and am thinking of asking all guests to wear black/white whilst I make my grand entrance in ..... red!

If I go ahead, I will need a stunning red dress, very dressy but not full length. I am a size 12/14, great boobs, but not great legs, very long curly hair (brunette). I need to be able to dance to cheesy 80s music in it.

Any ideas? Am prepared to spend if it has wow factor.
Thanks

crikey you're confident

Oh dear, didn't mean to sound OTT but confident, yes I guess I am,

I meant it in a good way! I'm not unconfident, but I'm one of the types that would rather sneak in and not be noticed, iyswim

having a look if i can see any suitable dresses for you...

No help on the find a dress front but just wanted to say....

Go, girl

It's your birthday. You can dictate the dress code and of course you want to be the centre of attention

Thanks, tulpe. MissMelly you had me worried that I sounded like a complete cow but you can't sneak in on your birthday. Thanks for looking for me, I'm drawing a blank.

www.net-a-porter.com/product/46748certainly has the wow factor, from good boobs I wasn't sure if you meant perky or big.

this??

this looks slightly seethrough?? would def make a statement

Ooh thanks, It's very wow but don't think I want to draw attention to my hips and thighs, definite worst bit.

32DD so pretty big but fairly upright, good scaffolding helps these days though.

Thanks MissMelly strapless not good, surprised myself by really liking your second one (not because it's seethrough though)

Do need to be able to wear a decent bra though.

bet this would look fab

too little girlie?

oh i hate this colour thing.
SO cheesey

Now that is stunning Miss M.

well then I suggest that you don't have a colour thing for any of your parties NoahAmin.

wow i love this but wouldnt be able to wear a bra

will you have a red carpet as well

and hire paparazzi

another, with one strap

That's OK, I haven't invited you Noah At least I don't think I have

MissM I think you've done it!!!!! I love that first Debenhams one. Maybe a bra with thin red straps would work? I adore it.

that's def gorgeous.. looks like it would suit a good pair of knockers too

Thank you, you are my new best friend, and of course invited to the party

haha thank you

hope you have a fab birthday

(I think the red carpet idea is a winner too... )

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Thanks Clure the ASOS dresses are all too short, my legs aren't great. The LK Bennett is great but still runner up to the Debenhams dress so far.

how about this?