fucking hell what in god name is this monster

[NoahFence]

that i never kew i needed

www.dune.co.uk/catalogue/style.asp?r=43&g=49&y=A08LFA90CAB685F&pc=90

if you cant walk in your shoes
its like foot binding fgs

they are genius, don't mock ...end of the night, teetering in vertiginous heels after giving it your all on the dance floor, having to walk miles to the night bus ... your feet will thank you, and you won't have to compromise on the integrity of your outfit.

I once lost my shoes on a night. Must have been stupendously drunk.

I love that they're sequinned.

Because otherwise you'd just take your slippers, wouldn't you?

Get A Cab.

or barefoot it as suggested by Reality.

What size handabg will I need to carry those babies around all night?

Slippers wouldn't fit in your handbag - well mine wouldn't but I'm well endowed!!

Oh good god!

... with a very small handbag

But that's probably because I hardly ever go out...

Tee Hee
That happened has never happened to me.

This is a genius idea... but you're still left clutching your heels, all embellished with beer and fag ends.

They are £18. 18 of our English pounds for something which you would buy your 5 year old to accessorise her tinkerbell outfit.

They ar egret shoes honestly. They uncurl and fit like a really comfy ballerina flat shoe. I can only wear my nicest heels for moments at a time

thent hey aresurely SHIT shoes

Ugg boot!!! sheepish!!! ha ha!!!

Good point Carmen. What's the solution to the lovely heels you have discarded?

this style are better but not this particular one. they are ugly. I have lovely silver ones. I wear them to death

oh I don't know I bet they are bliss after a night in 3"ers

You need to look out for the christians who go round handing out free flip flops late at night - really!

I always found the cold pavement soothed my sore feet after a long night of dancing . The colour of them when I got home however was not so pleasing. How I never stepped on broken glass is beyond me... or perhaps I did but was too drunk to feel any pain

I generally have a bag so small I can barely fit my fags and phone in. Plus I like to sit down lots on nights out now. Its me age you see

Oooh, sparkly.

My www.bohemiadesign.co.uk/bohemia-moroccan-babouche-slippers-turquoise-leather-sequin-cat-13-subcat-41 -product-115 Morrocan slippers are far perttier