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are all Dutch men HUGE and rather attractive

61 replies

BadgersArse · 18/08/2009 16:04

or just the ones on holiday?

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tulpe · 18/08/2009 16:47

Eww, MarshaBrady.....never heard of raw bacon being a dutch delicacy

MarshaBrady · 18/08/2009 16:48

Oh thank goodness for that.

I could never remember where he was from, and thought the raw bacon thing would sort it out for me.

He was obviously just a loon!

said · 18/08/2009 16:55

The Dutch are boozers though aren't they? Along with Germans and Danes.

HeadFairy · 18/08/2009 16:56

But somehow they drink without punching each other Said... I was in Berlin for the world cup in 2006 and I was amazed at the Swedes who would routinely drink bars dry, but were totally amiable and friendly. I think the Dutch are the same aren't they?

slug · 18/08/2009 16:59

I know a fair few Dutch blokes, all tall, fairly good looking and have a perpetually amused air about them. They also seem slightly camp, though I don't know if it's just the accent, which tends to stuff up the Gaydar.

tulpe · 18/08/2009 17:09

Yep, ime the Dutch handle their drink very well and they pace themselves too. They are happy drunks

OllieWollieWoo · 18/08/2009 17:13

RE the drinking - the first time DH went out with a groupd of my friends he was amazeed how they rushed their drinks (and that they were drinking pints and not smaller glasses like they do in Holland!) He also commented on the whole drinking without eating thing - in Holland its much more common to have a dinner first and then go to a bar when on a night out. You dont seem to get the whole messy Saturday night fights over here.

BadgersArse · 18/08/2009 17:25

yes Dutch in Brum for Euro 96 were v genial

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said · 18/08/2009 17:30

Someone asked dp directions in Flemish once whilst in Brussels. Can I claim a Dutch-alike dp?

MaggieBeauLeo · 18/08/2009 17:51

WEll there were two in my year at school and they were both extremely tall (one was 6.7", the other was only 6. 3) but neither of them were what I'd describe as good looking. Not at 17 anyway.

MaggieBeauLeo · 18/08/2009 17:54

Wow, can't believe how many of you married to dutch men!

TheBolter · 18/08/2009 18:01

Eeuurgh, the Dutch guy next to us on holiday was a right miserable arse. He was dark, not blond and had his surly face buried in a book throughout his stay - no attention to his dcs or his dw it seemed.

There were millions of Dutch on our campsite and I would say as a whole they are a very handsome race. Although the tans contrasting with their golden tresses help - without them they'd look pretty Brit. Fit Brit, admittedly.

I was on the beach observing the French and they are a gorgeous race. The women are all so bloody slender, but not in a starved way, they all look so healthy. Even the older women with the porky midriffs have strong healthy bodies (usually encased in flattering, tasteful swimsuits). Must be all the cycling and walking. No Greggs sausage rolls and beans in front of Britains Got Talent for them.

BadgersArse · 18/08/2009 18:02

no white fat stretchy mark backs?

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TheBolter · 18/08/2009 18:05

No, no white or indeed pink stretch marks to be seen. All kept at bay thanks to olive oil and the sun.

Heated · 18/08/2009 18:18

I've always said to dh he looks Dutch and he just laughed, saying there isn't a Danish 'look' ha ha, until that is we went to Duinrell, Wassenaar and people automatically spoke Dutch to him. He rarely is dwarfed but was quite often there.

BadgersArse · 18/08/2009 18:38

we saw on hol the most PERFECT "nivea sun" type of family where the dad arrived with a baby twin in each arm adn a toddler ON HIS HEAD as the mum luigged the puschari across the sand

we all swoned

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Heated · 18/08/2009 20:35

oops, that should have said 'Dutch look'

hippipotamiHasLost59lbs · 18/08/2009 20:40
cornsillk · 18/08/2009 20:42

Brits are the mingers of Europe.

notyummy · 18/08/2009 20:44

I have commented about the general attractiveness of Dutch men to friends before. Did two girls holidays to Amsterdam and we all decided they def above average.

Sadly so were a lot of the women, so compeition is high!

MrsMattie · 18/08/2009 20:50

I went to Amsterdam on a 'girls weekend' in my pre-marriage n kids days and had a fling with an enormous and gorgeous Dutch guy. He had a body like this and was just unbelievably hot. I still can't believe I pulled him...

I've seen some ridiculously fit men in Paris, too.

wahwah · 18/08/2009 21:58

How bizarre, just had this conversation today with a colleague who lived in Amsterdam. I said she must have had a hard time not drooling (I know I did) and she announced all Dutch men were hideous. In all other respects she is entirely normal, but clearly not rational on this topic.

pasturesnew · 18/08/2009 22:04

Yes.

Anonymumandlikeit · 18/08/2009 22:08

They aren't all blonde though,surely?

i had a bit of a thing for that footy player with the dreds Ruud watsit.He is quite yummy.

stepaway · 18/08/2009 22:21

pretty much, yes.

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