Right, I've just collected the Freecycle Birkenstocks. I need to discuss.

[MamaG]

They fit.
They are unworn.
They are a nice colour.
They are very comfortable.
They are clogs

But they are like mittens for feet. No no no no.

If that is the case, aren't all shoes like mittens for feet? Unless they are flip flops.

freecycle them

Those are proper Birkies Boston clogs (the original and best sort of Birkies).

they are wot healthcare people wear
or beauticians

sell it on brazlilianwaxesrus.com

They are hideous.

Style and colour.

Sorry.

They're pretty grim, but then you like flip flips that look like penises so maybe you're not the best person to judge

They are awful sorry. On German exchange at school all the german kids had them.
I would wear them around the house.

I think if they were a better colour they would look ok. Either house shoes or give to dentist sister methinks.

I think they are more Botox lady than Dentist. Dentists always wear white shoes don't they? Why?

Nooooooooo I dont like penisy flipflops!

They are now my HangingWashingOutShoes

Oooh Aitch. No I know wot u mean but these were OLD Kickers and v v cute inDEED

I have not got a piccy as they fell to bits last year

They were not yer standard clown boot stylee

Oh no
much nicer

Keep them.

Honestly, they're not that bad. I can see half the yummy mummies round here wearing those and much worse.

I think they're quite cute!

You could always wear them to a scrubs party....

They are lovely

I had some with flowers on a few years ago - had very positive comments on them.

I now have about 14 pairs of Birkies so for fecks sake don't listen to me, I'm hardly a style guru.

there is a reason things are put on freecycle

They will be good for doing the gardening, taking the bin out etc

anyone remember the smurfs...

Having said that 15 years when I was younger and had no taste I had some in navy and they were the comfiest shoes I have ever ever owned. I eventually relegated them to gardening and was gutted when they died...

I like clogs . I'd wear em.

I often look German around the feet...Birkis, clogs, Dutch mules...

Aaaah i didn't realise they actually were clogs

I got strappy Birkies and I love them, but keep having moments of insecurity about them.

I think yours are fine actually MamaG but i am SO far from the type of person you should listen to about such things its not funny...

UPDATE

I wore them on school run. Bear in mind I live 2 mins from school and was pushing a large pram so I could hide a bit. I sneakily showed mate who loved them. DD came out and shrieked "what have you got on your feet?" and promptly covered them with her school jumper! She didn't approve and has banned me from wearing them to school

I don't like the white sole but they are perfectly fine for wearing around the house or hanging out washing. Crocs are a billion, nay, trillion times worse.

i'll have them