BLOODY next have changed their "padded toe thong" (!) flip flops. Now they're all penisy and horrible and I've bought a new pair for hte last two years running

[MamaG]

penisy style

Aren't they farking horrid? Old ones had two more rounded straps instead of one thick flat strap

I know i know
i had to resort to birkenstocks adn white stuff circle sandals.

they are now coach trip styling

penisy

STEP AWAY FROM THE BIRKENSTOCKS

do NOT go down that route FGS!

too late

Now, I've not seen a huge number, but I've never sen a penis that looks like that.

Dear god, how very dare they!!?

Fab title btw. Fwiw I can't stand any thong/penisy/rubbing items between my toes so I just buy "normal" sandals.

You haven't lived soupy.

Which Birks did you buy fig?

onepiece- I was like that, until these ones from Next converted me

I have a glamorous friend who looks absolutely fab in her white birkenstocks. (tall, slim, hair always beautiful). I would merely look frumpy.

TBH I think I can live without a penis that looks like a toe-post thong.

this is them BEFORE they got penised-up

buy a pair of CROCs and get over it

NEVER kbear NEVER

hahahahahahaahahahahha at fig going all Birkenstock

I don't know. The originals look more like penises to me...

Kbear I have reported your post.

Is everyone ok after that outrageous suggestion? {{{hugs}}}

I can't see the difference between the penis thongs

lolol at post reportin¬!!!

I have compared these against the phalluses that I have available here and they are not similar

sorry

My goodness MP are you attending some sort of orgy/swinging event whilst simultaneously mnetting!?

... Nope, doesn't matter how much I look, I just can't seem to spot any penises in that picture. Is it one of those magic eye things?

the originals were UBER comfy

an acuqaintance of mine has a watering can ornament in her garden that looks liek a bell end

ok.
Click on the link. Click on teh pink flip flop. Rotate it until its full-frontal

Imagine your foot in it, that big PENISY bit going up from your toes

urgh

Have you told her?