BLOODY next have changed their "padded toe thong" (!) flip flops. Now they're all penisy and horrible and I've bought a new pair for hte last two years running

[MamaG]

penisy style

Aren't they farking horrid? Old ones had two more rounded straps instead of one thick flat strap

silver madrids
size dOWN
i like em now
NOT the horrible Gizeh ones

( say "GEEEZER")

lol at bell end

that is very teen word atm

thank you
i am SO On The Pulse.

Mates son wants to wear skinnies rolled up at the bottom. SHe says yuk. I had just started a convo saying" oh i do like the way the guys are rolling up their trews"

and he says " SEE MUM YOU JUST DONT KNOW"

also could talk authoratively about fake eyelashed with diamante on them to teen next door..

madrids and next shoes are for people with weirdy bony feet.

not mine with lovely long toes and high instep [admires red patent gizehs]

my dd's bf thought I was slightly unhinged calling pub The Bell End instaed of INn

these are the best birkies or the tabora ones

I can't wear madrids

Fig you are down with the kids

I have emailed Next to ask if they have ANY left at all

will report back

MamaG - the pre penis ones all went in the sale.

LOL at reporting my post. Thanks for your text MamaG - I have ordered you fifteen pairs of Crocs in different styles and colours as requested. Don't feel ashamed, all you Northerners wear them.

LOL

You can run but you can't hid biiiiiiiiiiiitch!

Fimbo DON'T

er

that would be hide

natch

LOL

And can we not call them thongs please. We are not American. It's quite bad enough imagining penisy bell-ends splitting one down the middle already.

Thats what Next call them [bristles]

[chill, was joking emoticon]

[well, duh, emoticon]