its a SUNNY DAY, it is NOT summer

[AbleSister]

please put your best tops and fat white arms away,
you are scaring the horses

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blardy hell they are quick on the trigger tonight

perhaps you are cod bouncebouncebounce

Hmm, new and interesting way to troll, post 'message deleted by Mumsnet' and have people guess what outrageous thing you might have said

It has been a lovely sunny day oop north today so I elected to take a drive.

Not quite warm enough for anything lighter that knitwear so suitably attired, orf I went.

At around lunchtime I broke from the convoy of 40 mph sunday bank holiday drivers and sat by a river to eat.

Luckily, the only shirtless men I saw were a couple of cyclists - both toned, both tanned - and I realised I was talking out loud when I chastised myself for letching in my rear view mirror.

The most awful sight of the day however was in Burnley town centre, a group of 8 yr olds in bikinis and flip flops, heads turned as a boyracer screamed away from the lights whilst one of their number dangled her days old, babygro-clad offspring above it's pushchair until said boyracer had passed out of sight/mind. O Sweet Jesus.

Far worse than pudgey white arms and legs.

Is it wrong to wear flip flops in March then?

I liked Cod.

I still like her.

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lol at thread.

my children were paddling in their pants in the sea on Saturday. In the drizzle. (I was hiding under a brolly tucked under the sea wall)
We are Northern. Anything more than 10 degrees between March and October is Summer.