its a SUNNY DAY, it is NOT summer

[AbleSister]

please put your best tops and fat white arms away,
you are scaring the horses

I did want to know about the penis but rather hopes someone else ould ask the questions...

If I had hairy toes I think I would wax rather than shave - don't want toe-stubble.

Sooo many corned beef legs round here today...

I consoled myself by wearing long sleeved t shirt and jeans, and reminded myself that the washing is actually getting dry on the line today.

Let me set the scene.

There i was, sat in the sunshine eating a strawberry corneto when out of the corner of my eye, i see a blinding white flash of skin, my eyes are drawn to this rather large, white man, after shuddering at his moobs, i looked down, after shuddering at the yellowness of his shorts, i looked down futher still and there was his penis, wet and stuck to the side of his thigh. The Corneto was binned.

This thread is like Top Trumps of Shame.
Just from the last few posts i can tick off corned beef legs and toe stubble. No yellow dick though, unfortunately.

Have i ever told you my red thong tale?
family holiday set up abroad.
Totally normal english man, walking past, in a THONG.

now how did that ever become a good idea?

cor, must have been a pretty long one if it was creeping down his thigh

Cornettoes are vile

Spotted whilst out: corned beef legs.

It's like bingo. In fact I bet there are corned beef legs at the bingo right now.

LG&T, they aren't my neighbours but my Grandma's neighbours. I, er, don't have any neighbours.

was it like a love python?!

thank you, that's funny

LOL at the cornetto going in the bin.

All rational thought and fashion sense leaves some people the minute they set foot in Gatwick airport it seems.

You have to have atleast one corneto in Summer. Tis the law.

Ref the penis - It was larger than you would imagine for someone who had just stepped out of the sea.

omg
he is hung like a donkey.

crikey

he probably wears those yellow trunks deliberately to show off his manhood

urrrrrrrrrrr

gross

The worst part is my Dad has exactly the same pair.

I was about to eat a banana.

Been put off it now.

lol @ op

at penis story

I have been saying the same to dh all weekend, he keeps saying it is summer. No, it is not.

But it is fine to bbq at this time of year (we bbq all year pretty much), we've had 2 this weekend and I spent a very pleasant afternoon sat in the sun drinking prosecco this afternoon. With my wooly cardy on

The dds made me barbecue sausages in teh garden for tea. We sat out with said sausages in rolls and salad and lemonade.

I was frozen to the marrow

Can someone please explain all the mystery with the cod, the deleted bounce bounce bounce messages etc

OOps I missed a page and realised am a bit behind...

Cod isnt on this thread but my messages have been deleted