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Fishnets. Would you say they...

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Wuxiapian · 12/04/2009 18:45

... would be ok to wear with a skirt in 18/20 degree heat?

I have very dodgy (stetchmarky) legs and haven't gone bare leg n about 6 years.

Have some lovely skirts that I want to wear!

Thanks in advance for any responses?

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cariboo · 12/04/2009 22:07

stop...lol...please! stress balls = monster brussel sprouts

itchyandscratchy · 12/04/2009 22:10

hold on a minute... are we to assume you don't wear any pants with your fishies, mp?

Is that why you don't get SBS and you keep mentioning the fresh air?

morningpaper · 12/04/2009 22:11

Sometimes I don't wear pants but generally I wear very lovely pants indeed

cariboo · 12/04/2009 22:15

okay. I'm only going to mention this cause it's you but I could NEVER wear a string because the idea of having it become (ahem!) stained is just too revolting to contemplate!

morningpaper · 12/04/2009 22:18

Are you talking to me? I don't wear g-strings either. They are minging. They stand up at the end of the day of their own accord. They look like something you have used to slice Philadelphia. And no man wants to see:

No no no, you need something BIG AND PRETTY for proper arse frameage

itchyandscratchy · 12/04/2009 22:19

agree. Strings/thongs are completely out of the question for me. I like Big Pants with Full Coverage. and then fishies on top of them if needs be.

cariboo · 12/04/2009 22:23

that does it! I have now woken up the dc... dh thinks I've lost the plot... PLEASE stop!

mrsmaidamess · 12/04/2009 22:48

IME lots of men like to rub their cocks against scrap of lace

morningpaper · 12/04/2009 22:52

Lololol

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Wuxiapian · 12/04/2009 23:16

Lol, you guys.

What have I started?!

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mrsmaidamess · 12/04/2009 23:17

Oh we've just opened morningpaper's pandora's box of dirty gertie fishnet fantasies.

itchyandscratchy · 12/04/2009 23:35

more like Mr.mp's dirty gertie fishnet fantasies

Think Mr.Itchy prefers buttocks unfettered by mesh

(doesn't say no to a hold up though)

(or two - I have got 2 legs)

mrsmaidamess · 12/04/2009 23:37

Mr MM is glad to see any buttocks, unfettered or otherwise.

morningpaper · 13/04/2009 10:10

hold ups are scary although I do admit that the boys seem to like them

they make my thighs look like plump sausages that have burst from their skins

cariboo · 13/04/2009 11:32

ah, did you say boys, MP? Er, ah, how many of these boys do you, um, consort with? Are they at least at the "age of consent"?

LOL

mrsmaidamess · 13/04/2009 11:33

Yes she keeps referring to 'the boys' doesn't she?

morningpaper · 13/04/2009 12:19

I'm just beginning my Mrs Robinson phase

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