Ohmilord!

[Monty27withabunnyrabbit]

here

This is their new spring collection!

lol, the jeans are particularly alarming.

Is that a reaction of horror and disbelief or 'let's run out and buy it, people'?

If the former, I'm with you.

what I don't get is the clothes aren't that bad its what their gawdawful photies do to them that scares then willies out of me... Even the lovely Milene, Erin etc look weird on the M&S site.

Grey half mast leggings with court shoes?

My eyes, my eyes!

It's like someone took the contents of my last charity bag and photographed it on someone very tall. [/twitch]

pmsl at charity bag!

The white bootlegs are very saturday night fever. In fact, I think my mum is wearing them in my christening photo c1978.

Now, I am no fashionista, but Jeezo, some of those are particularly awful.
If they are that bad on a leggy size 10, God knows what they'd be like on me.

Sorted by bestselling

Quite worrying!

AAAHHHH did you see the gold leggings! [alarmed emoticon]

The photos are terrible. They make even the best of them look like something my 70yo MIL would wear.

Harem pants!

it's like someone picked the worst trousers from the fashion history of the last 50 years and put them into one collection

Review of the harem pants says you have just got to have the eye.

Presumably in the middle of forehead?

dp just looked over my shoulder at the harem pants and said they were horrible and if he can tell..........

Who the fark would look good in this monstrosity? Presumably the same woman who would look good in polka dot wedges.

I really want to write a ranty letter to M&S.

They're not harem pants. They're a jumper. I bet they haven't even sewed the neckhole up.

Although, v useful for quick peeing.

Hee hee. Am just imagining self in the grey leggings. Like ancient chicken drumsticks.

I think you are all overlooking that the Harem pants could work as a very handy way to carry your shopping. You could get quite a few spuds in there.

PMSL at this - charity bag and harem pants/jumper

Mrs Mattie, I wouldn't do the gardening in that beauty! ROFL

PMSL at the 'chiffon parka' MrsM

I love the seasonal M&S bashing. Do you think they do it on purpose for extra publicity? Someone in marketing says to the designers "We need something that will get people talking, and obviously you lot are crap and can't design anything show stoppingly good, so best just go for hilarious instead."

chiffon parka " will never go out of fashion"- is that because its never been in fashion?

Can't see Harem Pants without thinking of this

...but these are lovely!

Saints preserve us!

With bown court shoes. Rofl. I was starting to think, hmmm, maybe it's the pics, maybe some funky young whipersnapper could carry of the mad early 90's baggy anorak and leggings thing, and look a bit funky, or something.

But no - M&S have gone mad.

KingRoloEgg - I actually made a noise of alarm at that link. DH looked startled (or possibly just annoyed that I was interrupting Enterprise [saddo emoticon]).