Ohmilord!

[Monty27withabunnyrabbit]

here

Check out the Per Una dresses then. Vile doesn't begin to describe them! !

www.marksandspencer.com/gp/search/277-4803443-5274519?ie=UTF8&bannerAltText=Per%20Una%2C%20Dresses&r s=43009030&fromPS=&sort=salesrank&mnSBrand=core&viewID=leaf&bannerWidget=167096282&showAll=&rh=n%3A4 3009030&isBrowse=1&page=2

Do you think that they're putting the correct sizes on the models? Most of those trousers look in danger of falling down, which may be why the models are standing in such weird, stiff positions.

Do you think they got confused about trousers-falling-down-style with what the teenage boys wear, they just forgot to inset the boxers. Lol

OMG - the dresses. And the crappy "occasion" ones where the models have a handbag to show it's posh? And that rainbow one .

The harem pants take the biscuit though. I think it's everyone's duty to buy some and wear on the school run (NOT)

You do realise most links have an average customer review of 5 stars don't you [gulp]

Paws - who are they?

Here, look here! Gaaaaaahh!!

Paws

Must be an IT disfunction and something to do with April Fool. Surely.

Not even going to go in the shop this season. You?

Tis dated April 2nd, so no April fool -yeah right, like it wasn't submitted on April 1st and they didn't upload it until the following day!! I have never bought an item of M & S clothing in my life , although have worn a kilt (aged 8) from the Edinburgh Woollen Mill.

I thought the chiffon parka reviewer was called missy porn sadly not!

ROFL, I'm telling you, I wouldn't even do the gardening in that, especially not the front garden.

Is the per una not supposed to be the younger collection its all rank!!! Ive have never bought anything from M&S apart from bras and i dont even do that now as they dont seem to believe in anyone with a small back being over a D cup (at least not in my branch)

According to the website Per Una is 'feminine, sophisticated and confident'.

Um... not sure how feminine, sophisticated and confident I'd feel wearing this, this or this.

Doesn't Pat Butcher have the first link as her wardrobe staple? Confidence-urgh, no!