Am in flap, am posting photo up, youth me, please youth me HELP

[Coldtits]

I need to appear younger by tomorrow

tis long story and for security reasons cannot elaborate here

Not illegal though don't panic!

Need tips on clothes, makeup, and hair style - I have extensive make up colours but not extensive wardrobe

are you mad?

you look about 22 !!

now you are going to tell me you are really 19 ?

< scared >

noooo, you look 9

Have you got lenses? I imagine you'd look younger without the glasses.

How young do you need to look? You already look young to me!

P.S. Are you an undercover cop/ spy? (How exciting!)

No I don't

i have a baggy chin

Those are carefully posed photos - I have teams of goblins sitting in my collar tugging frantically at the nape of my neck

OK I don't but I wrinkle when my face moves and I don't know what to do about it

I bought specific foundation for this but it seems to make it QWORSE

Since you look so young already, I think you just need to smudge your makeup and put lots of charms on your mobile? Maybe a small teddybear on a zip pull?

I have to wear the glasses but will find a posy one without

I am going to wipe all these photos later btw

How old are you?

You looknothing like I imagined. Way softer and younger. You look wonderful already.

Hey, was this a reveal by stealth thread, posted to gain compliments? ;)

Are you on a secret mission, Coldtits? Why isn't anyone else pumping her for info?

I agree Geepers. I was really surprised!

Can't you just slouch about a bit and text a lot? You could pass for about 15 then.

No no no secret missions or stealth fishing

My ex reads these and it's his day with the kids tomorrow - I don't want Things to be Disrupted

I am nearly 29

Pah...I wanted reassurance that others were as old and saggy as me. but you are a CHILD!

Go looking like that top photo. Carry a torch carefully concealed in the Kafia to highlight the face...

I attract nutters and old ladies, as I look tolerant and kind, rather than bad tempered and dangerously sexy (which of course I AM)

I can't go like my top photo, I can't see properly, hence the wide eyed look

Can't imagine why you need to look younger than you do in those pics! Agree that foundation can age - maybe just use it on necessary bits? Re. clothes - that scarf is especially good.

ds, looking over my shoulder.. says you don't look old enough to be a mother

hair straight or curly? What colour shall I wear? (pink, navy, brown, black?)Help me my best friend is boffing her boyfriend or doing something else unreasonable meaning I don't have her advice on the end of the phone like usual.