Am in flap, am posting photo up, youth me, please youth me HELP

[Coldtits]

I need to appear younger by tomorrow

tis long story and for security reasons cannot elaborate here

Not illegal though don't panic!

Need tips on clothes, makeup, and hair style - I have extensive make up colours but not extensive wardrobe

Shall I put green eyeshadow on or would I look like a sadbag? I wore it a lot last year and do like it.....

Do you mean the blue scarf or the green one?

i refuse to help anyone who is nearly 29 and reckons they need to look younger

you dont sodding need to anyway you look younger

errrr 21

If possible

But a fun sexy vaguely hip 21.

not a fat ol' bag like I actually WAS at 21

ARF as if Lou33 can talk!

I wear green eyeshadow. And I am, erm, some years older than you

Green scarf. Deffo.

thank you all, by the way, for your compliments, but these pictures are the cream of about (ahem) 60, I don't look like that in rl, really. But it's hard to get a photo of yourself.

How shall I do my hair? Shal I wear a scarf and which one? SHall I wear boyfriend jeans? (Don't own skinnies!)

Just seen the reason! Was thinking the blue scarf, but the green one equally. good. I'd say straight hair and go for it with the eyeshadow...

hang on a sec, i am 42, thats a big difference from 29!!

F off reality you're younger looking than me.

And lou33, you may be 42 but you look like your daughter's sister.

Reality, do you still speak to your sister? I thought getting Oil Of Ulay for my mother was the worst crime I had ever committed, but in my defence I was only about 8...

well coldtits your cheque is in the post

I want to see thw pic

Hey, I want to see the pic too!

I don't care that it's too late.

I can tell you how to dress like DP's sister who is 16 if you want!