come and tell me if these boots are the coolest thing in the world...

[WeeTimorousSquonkie]

or if they are completely fecking awful

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Um...not for me. Sorry.

fecking awful - unless you are 8.

wow
tough one to call. I think they are most likely to be completely awful, but there is a small chance (say if you are 19, edgy and very beautiful) that you might just pull them off and look fantastic.
but it is a smallish chance

In what situation would you think of wearing them?

(coz I can't think of one)

They are awful. Even if you are 8.

no, I wouldn't even let my dd's wear them - very bad.

ghastly. Sorry. Just buy Converse!

You will look a fool.

oh no, I'm not planning on buying them... I was just browsing, like you do, and I came across them and I couldn't decide whether they were really cool and funky or just 'orrible.

Not being a cool and funky type of person,I wouldn't be wearing them anyway, I just... you know... wondered...

anyhoooooo....

yeah yeah WeeTimorous we all know you have clicked the buy button

(although I haven't, actually )

and, while we're on the subject of boots, which definition of the word "boot" do these fall into then?

I like them!
[but I am not cool and never have been]

What are they made of? It just says "quality material"

dunno but surely everything is "quality" even if it's "shit quality"

Sorry but I am reporting you to ebay if you buy them monstrosities in your OP!

Fucking hell, I have just nearly given birth looking at the link to the bondage kitten heel thingies.

If I knew it was going to be that easy, I'd have linked them last night!!!

whilst I wouldn't wear these, I do quite like them...

I disown you as part of my labouring group now squonk. You HAVE to be stylish to be allowed into my secret group. So far it is just me, dizzy and Lulu. Have met Lulu and she dresses well, dizzy, well she does contribute towards names but you, you just contribute shitty tat!

GET THE FUCK OFF EBAY - NOW!!!!!!!!

You would look like a rather unsuccesful hooker.

They are truly awful squonk! Now I really must go to bed.

pg3 - I make a mean cyber bacon butty and I can keep a labour thread going single handedly for daaaaaays

And I did say I wouldn't wear them!

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I may put you in reserve then - just don't wear them black and white LSD boots. I could do with a bacon butty now but really need to get some sleep. Wonder if I woke DH he would go get me some bacon to do one?