come and tell me if these boots are the coolest thing in the world...

[WeeTimorousSquonkie]

or if they are completely fecking awful

ta

hmmm... if you woke him up and told him that new internet research shows that a bacon butty eaten at precisely 12.23 is guaranteed to bring on labour he may even cook it for you

(I'll wear me trainers...)

More like if I offered him a blow job he would make it for me... He is not as eager as I am to get DD3 out.

well... the bacon would take the icky taste away...

(and of course he's not as keen, he's not carrying it, is he!)

He said before - "don't sit there tonight huffing and puffing like you did last night love" - how he wasn't decapitated by the remote control I have no idea...

in that case, you should make your own bacon butty, take it upstairs and eat it in front of him without letting him so much as sniff it!

That remark was said whilst one eye was on the luscious Gladiator Tempest's arse in motion. I think he is getting frustrated. TWAT,