Hobbs tights. Very disappointed. <pout>

[MrsSeanBean]

They have gone all wrinkly and saggy at the knees and ankles after just one wear. Have thrown the pack away but I'm sure they had lycra in them.

Is this a defect as such, or is the problem with my anatomy?

ah blue nun?, yes i see your problem, the bottles are too big.
you need a shopping tote for your trips to the offie.
seems such a shame to waste posh tights.

isn't there a MN tights fetish troll?
should be along soon i expect.

There's a troll in my chatroom dear Mumsnet, dear Mumsnet

thanks bocca. we've not been getting much practise in though have we. must rally the troops.

I don't think either rickets or bandy legs can be the cause of knee and ankle sag.

Admit it Mrs SB, you have been walking around bending your knees and probably sitting too. Posh girls don't bend their knees - 'tis well known.

But the tights troll has definite preferences for colour and denier, I think, which I will not mention now.

I have included the picture but am now worried (seriously) that it will offend any genuine rickets sufferers! Advice please. Maybe I should remove it later but I just burst out laughing and I think it derserves a place in my MN hall of fame for that?

I am neither troll nor a tights fetishist.

looks good.

Wouldn't genuine rickets sufferers be avoiding this place because of the endemic attitudes to Greggs and fruitshoots though?

I know you're not the tights fetish troll, MrsSeanBean, but I just don't want to mention his her name or his her 'criteria' for fear of triggering some sort of thread meltdown!

These are grey and baggy anyway and I am sure would be very unattractive to anyone. Including DH clearly, who has gone to bed without me.

Tights fetish troll hmmm? Is that one of the monsters on Dr Who?

So you're not a stockings gal then Mrs SEan Bean?

Grey Tights?

Now that would encourage the fetishists! I used to be pre ds

But you should know cornsilk, you see my fake tanning and my hopping around once in a blue moon trying to stop the hold ups rolling down on slippery legs before DH enters the room.

Yes - I have had my eyes cleansed since then.

Grey, I know, they were in the sale. Obviously. Waiting for a mug like me.

You can always use them to grow a cress head. (poor little guy)

night ladies!

Me too - with my tatty PJ bottoms.

Nite nite all, thanks for the picture. I blame you if I get any hassle!

can i just say how much i enjoyed this thread last night.
feels like mumsnet is back to normal again.