Good Lord. The thought of those hideous clothes, partnered with tatooed women, has made me feel quite faint.
They were hideous then and they're hideous now.
The wallpaper inspiration? Hello, it looks hideous on a wall, put it on someone's massive arse and it really doesn't improve. And there's something revolting there for £50. £50 for a topshop dress? Oh boy, am I out of touch!