Blondes are a bit thick aren't they?

[Tortington]

Don't mind me - you must take this thread in good humour - becuase i say so in this op. and if you don't you are a killjoy - so please do not register your offense here.

here are some jokes to prove it

I love the fact that I am blonde - it explains the mad moments without me saying anything

Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate"

Q: A one armed blonde is hanging from a tree. How can you make her fall?
A: You wave at her!

Heh heh heh eh heh

Custardo is clearly blond looking at the quality of these jokes. Patsy Kensit (39) is blond also.

I had a good blonde joke on email yesterday ... but I've forgotten it

I am blonde obviously

I came on here to be outraged (although I must admit I am no longer sure if I am actualy blonde), but these are slightly amusing I suppose .

How can you tell a blonde has a blond boyfriend?

By the bruises around her bellybutton.

V.good there NQC

exactly power! lol.

nqc -don't get your one thou

iz it 'cos u iz blonde per chance?

absolutely true in my case (although the mousey side of blond) airhead. dopey. dizzy. and a bit thick.

oh how rude custy!

I'm not a natural blonde and I'm not naturally thick. I do have my moments though

Dd1's best friend is an archetypal blonde, always getting into ditzy situations. On her very first day at work she managed to lock herself into the photocopier cupboard and, being new, it was quite some time before anyone noticed she was missing.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?

artificial intelligince

A blonde walked into a bar and sat next to a guy. The evening news was on the tv and there was a guy on there standing on a bridge, ready to jump

Girl says to guy next to her .."So, do you think he will jump ?" Guy says "yes". Blonde bets him £20 that he doesn't jump. Guy takes her up on the bet

They watch and the guy jumps

Blonde is disappointed but says "Fair's fair" and gave him the £20

Guy: "I can't accept this. I already saw it on the 5pm news, so I knew he was going to jump"

Blonde: "That's ok. So did I. I just didn't think he'd do it again"

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

I find this one funnier if you change it to

Q: What do UFO's and dumb blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the number 44 bus?
She got the number 22 twice instead.

She also 'studied' for a blood test.