Blondes are a bit thick aren't they?

[Tortington]

Don't mind me - you must take this thread in good humour - becuase i say so in this op. and if you don't you are a killjoy - so please do not register your offense here.

here are some jokes to prove it

I am blonde. I am quite tick. I am quite gorgeous too, so that makes up for it.

At least it did, till I put on some weight....

In fact, I am so thick, I cant even spell. My brain is not nearly ticking over enough for such a thing. I should leave this thread now.

What did the pedantic blonde say?

UFO's doesn't require an apostrophe.
'intelligince' is spelled 'intelligence'

...and then shows that she does in fact have a sense of humour too:

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder around.

Wasn't it Dolly Parton who on being asked if she minded being called a dumb blonde said something along the lines of, "no, it never bothered me because I know I'm not dumb... and I know I'm not blonde either"?

Q: Why are blonde jokes always so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

My favourite blonde joke has already been used by Tillyscoutsmum.